Jisoo: It's been a week and he really stopped.
Lisa: Hmmm. Kinda odd. He's been sending flowers, chocolates, and other sweet stuff with notes for a week straight.
Rosé: And he suddenly stopped.
Jennie: *ignores the world with her dogs*
Jisoo: Jendeuk, did you do this?
Jennie: *deadpans* Do what? You bitches should be happy that he stopped.
Jisoo: What did you do?
A week ago
*door bells*
Jisoo: Lis, get the door.
Lisa: *groans and opens the door*
Lisa: Woah! *sees a huge teddy bear sitting on a white plain towel and a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates beside the bear with a note attached on the bear's head*
Jisoo: Who-- Woah! Who gave those?! *helps Lisa bring the stuff inside*
Chaennie: *sees the stuff*
Jennie: *frowns* Who gave those?
Rosé: Are those gifts for us?
Lisa: *reads the note*
'For someone who is more precious than diamonds.
Someone who is more beautiful than Gal Gadot.
Someone who deserves to be taken care very well.
And for someone who must be loved so much.
Lalisa Manoban
- Your future husband
Jennie: What the fucking fuck?! *grabs the note and rereads it*
Lisa: Woooow! *hugs the human-sized bear*
Jisoo: This was from the guy in Twitter who wanted to marry Lisa right?
Rosé: Yup.
Jennie: Where is the gun lighter? *starts to search in the kitchen*
Jisoo: You're gonna burn all those?!
Jennie: Obviously.
Jisoo: The fuck Jen?! The dude did a lot of effort for Lisa and you're just gonna burn 'em?!
Jennie: Yeah. I don't give a shit if he did a lot of effort or not.
Jisoo: *holds Jennie's arms* Jennie. You're too much.
Jennie: *starts to throw tantrums like an adorable fucking kid*
A few days later
Jennie: *talking to someone* Make sure to tell him that I, no, we, Blackpink, ordered.
Dude: Got it miss.
Jennie: Make sure to really make him lose hope. Lose hope that he will never ever marry my Lisa.
Dude: Roger. For the sake of your love story.
Jennie: Shut up. *ends the call*
Present
Chulichaeng: *looks at Jisoo in disbelief*
Jennie: *continues to ignore the world with her dogs*