Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
In case she had to draw some blood.
A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave!