A/N: Look at that cutie playing his guitar😭
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(Everyone has logged on)
that home alone kid: happy birthday to the only person in this shitty group that I care about
smol child👶🏻: omg we all know you two are fucking
smol child👶🏻: btw happy birthday Jacob
baldgoosestan: all he said was happy birthday and suddenly that means they're fucking?????? I'm??????
Jeju boy⛰: Happy birthday Jacob, thanks for looking after all of us (apart from Sangyeon)
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: we're grown ass men, we don't need to be looked after!
smol child👶🏻: .....if you say so
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: Jacob can you call the dentist for me? I'm scared
Old👴🏻: LMFAO pussy
smol child👶🏻: my point has been made
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: you didn't even wish him a happy birthday before asking him for smth
King of Visuals🤷🏻♂️: smh selfish bitch
King of Visuals🤷🏻♂️: happy birthday btw, Jacob
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: fine, you call the dentist for me
King of Visuals🤷🏻♂️: you're a "grown ass man", call them yourself
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: I don't like calling people, I thought you knew this by now
King of Visuals🤷🏻♂️: why tf would I care enough to know that?
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: I actually can't stand you
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: then damn bitch, take a seat and stfu for once
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: happy birthday Jacob. Can you call the dentist for me?
Ya boi Jae🍆: I think I need to go to the opticians, I read that sentence as "dem tits" fucking smh
smol child👶🏻: ugh that's a mood
Ya boi Jae🍆: Eric you're a child, you can't be going around saying these things
smol child👶🏻: well I just did
smol child👶🏻: what're you gonna do? Scream at me?
Ya boi Jae🍆: okay, you listen here you disrespectful little shit, I only done that once bc you didn't put your dirty clothes in the washing basket
smol child👶🏻: whatever dude
smol child👶🏻: I'm off to look at some anime titties
Stressed dad of 11: I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH
Stressed dad of 11: YOURE A CHILD
smol child👶🏻: what's your point, grandad?
(smol child👶🏻 has left)
baldgoosestan: well that was...eventful
Old👴🏻: wow, can y'all believe that sangyeon just let Eric treat him like shit and get away with it???? I guess we can do whatever we want now
Stressed dad of 11: I'll castrate each and every one of you if you even think about it
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: SOME OF US JUST WANT TO GO TO THE FUCKING DENTIST BUT APPARENTLY THAT CAUSES DRAMA AS WELL
Sunshine☀️: hey guys☺️
Ya boi Jae🍆: hey changmin!!!! I'm sooOOooooooOo glad you're back!!!!!!!!
Sunshine☀️: awww thank you hyunjae!☺️
Sunshine☀️: oh! Happy birthday Jacob!☺️🎂
baldgoosestan: well that was the biggest load of bullshit I've ever read in my life
thathomealonekid: were you reading your biography?
baldgoosestan: i'm about to choke you with your own arms, this is your warning.
thathomealonekid: omg yassss finally
thathomealonekid: the sweet release that is death
(thathomealonekid has left)
baldgoosestan: okay I know I'm 'dark' and stuff but what the fuck
baldgoosestan: happy birthday Jacob. I'm off to....have a chat...with your boyfriend
(baldgoosestan has left)
Jeju boy⛰: omg everyone is getting into relationships what the fuck
help?¿?: Kevin and I aren't dating¿?¿?¿? I'm???????
Old👴🏻: not that I care but haknyeon reread what you just sent to the WHOLE GROUP plz
Jeju boy⛰: ...
Jeju boy⛰: OH SHIT A BRICK
Jeju boy⛰: FUCK MY LIFE
(Jeju boy⛰ has left)
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: what just happened?
Ya boi Jae🍆: NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL GOTTA BLAST AND FEED THE FISH
Ya boi Jae🍆: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACOB
(Ya boi Jae🍆 has left)
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: since when did we have fish?
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: we don't
Old👴🏻: Juyeon!!!! Wanna go and get food??????
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: it depends...will you call the dentist for me?
Old👴🏻: sure, just...hurry. I really want fried chicken
Old👴🏻: oh and hbd Jacob
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1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: FINALLY! FUCK THE REST OF YOU GUYS! PEACE!
(1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺 has left)
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: does anyone wanna tell me what the fuck's going on?
Rap Game strong👅: it's May 30th 2018 aka Jacob's birthday (happy birthday btw). You're a certified ass-clown. You think the world revolves around you (you're wrong) and you've got people (that shall not be named) falling at your feet but you're too much of a dick-hole to notice
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: I stopped reading at 'ass-clown' you fucking cabbage-looking, meat-beating, whore
Sunshine☀️: sunwoo beats meat? I'm confused? Is that a music term that I haven't heard of?
help?¿?: JDJDJDHDJSJDJDJJFJSHAKAKJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: nooo sweetie it's just a saying
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: Jacob you better stfu right now
help?¿?: What're you gonna do? Beat my meat? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: nah I'll chop your meat up with Sunwoo's Katana☺️
Rap Game strong👅: don't you dare go anywhere near my baby!
(King of visuals🤷🏻♂️ has left)
Rap Game strong👅: THAT BITCH IS TRYING TO STEAL MY CHILD
(Rap Game strong👅 has left)
Sunshine☀️: maybe I should go and try and stop younghoon
Stressed dad of 11: that's probably for the best
Sunshine☀️: okay, I'll do my best! Sorry everyone was fighting on your birthday Jacob☹️
help?¿?: it's okay, I wouldn't expect anything different from this group
(Sunshine☀️ has left)
help?¿?: so...are you going to wish me a happy birthday or are you going to continue to be in your mood?
Stressed dad of 11: I'm sorry for taking my anger out on you
Stressed dad of 11: I'm just under a lot of pressure at the minute
help?¿?: how so?
Stressed dad of 11: this and that
Stressed dad of 11: maybe I'll tell you some other time
Stressed dad of 11: but for now I'll just say Happy birthday, Jacob
help?¿?: thanks, sangyeon. I hope you're okay
Stressed dad of 11: I will be
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Happy birthday, Canadian prince, ily a lot💫