[not exposing names]
Bill
'I am a sensitive boi! Stop bullying me!'
- a friend
Richie
'What's bigger, y/n's boobs or Jake Paul's ego?'
Ik jake Paul wasn't a thing then but shhhhhhh
Stan
'I get it my hair is curly! I'll fucking kick you so hard your dick curls up in your pants'
Eddie
'I'm not gay, I just like boys. I WAS JOKING IM NOT GAY'
Mike
'I would ride you, but you're not a bike, and I'm Christian'
Ben
'And then so I was like hey bitc- are you even listening snake?'
Beverly
'Suck my dick'
'You don't have a-'
'Yes I fucking do.'
HELLO CHILDREN
ICH HABE MADE A WESTON KOURY FAN FICTION CALLED CLUB PENGUIN - YES ITS CALLED CLUB PENGUIN - TOM HOLLAND IS FEATURED, MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IS FEATURED, FINN, NOAH, CALEB, GATEN, JOE MAYBE, MAYBE EVEN THE IT CAST!