R.I.P.E
WildHoe: did u guys get the invite too?
FuckBoi: this can't be real
Four07: we saw it with our own two eyes, dude
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: I don't want to go
Moo: ^^^
BirthingCoach: same
FuckBoi: it's Evan's funeral, we HAVE to be there
BirthingCoach: a funeral makes it too real
FuckBoi: it's already real, Jon, it's best if you start accepting that
BirthingCoach: like how you should accept that you played a role in his death too?
BirthingCoach: he probably never forgot that comment you made about getting hit by a bus
FuckBoi: oh yeah? Well he probably never forgot about all the times you made him cry
BirthingCoach: at least I never lied to him
WildHoe: would you two just stop already? We get it, you're upset, there's no need to take it out on each other, okay?
WildHoe: as much as we hate to admit it, we ALL probably played a role in his death
ChokingIsMyKink: we're supposed to be celebrating his life, looking back on the moments we're grateful for, we're supposed to be trying to be happy for him
ChokingIsMyKink: why can't we just do that?
Zoyrk: because it's hard to believe that he's actually gone
Moo: remember the first thing he said in this groupchat?
Terroriser: 'did this work or are there actually robots taking over'
WildHoe: *beep beep*
BasicallyIGetFucked: it's funny cuz you ruined the mood when it happened
WildHoe: I never thought he'd be one of my best friends
WildHoe: I never thought I'd miss all those stupid jokes and make believe fights and self deprecating jokes even though I should have been concerned
ChokingIsMyKink: I'll never eat cereal again
Moo: oh yeah, he never gave you the right
FuckBoi: Jon this is all your fault
FuckBoi: I wish Evan had never met you
FuckBoi: fuck you, you killed him this is your fault
Legiqn: babe calm down I'm sure it's not his fault
FuckBoi: you wanted him dead in the first place! You stabbed him
Legiqn: babe calm down
FuckBoi: Evan just wanted to help you guys, and you didn't help him, he just wanted everyone to be happy but no one noticed that he wasnt
FuckBoi: and I, I lied to him, over and over
Legiqn: lucas, sweetie, it's okay
BirthingCoach: everyone lied to him, we couldn't even make his last days happy
BirthingCoach: I just wanted to make him happy
Four07: guys we should focus on the happy moments
Four07: sushi on his birthday
Four07: the first time we ever met
Four07: deep three am conversations
Four07: the way he became he our best friend without us even knowing it
Four07: Chick-fil-A
ChokingIsMyKink: the last time he went to Chick-fil-A he was in pain, and we just ignored it
BirthingCoach: Lucas is right, I didn't deserve Evan, he was too good for me and I was just manipulative and shitty
Moo: I bet he related to that stapler
BasicallyIGetFucked: not the stapler, anything but the stapler
ChokingIsMyKink: guys
ChokingIsMyKink: I think we know that we all have to go to the funeral
ChokingIsMyKink: one step closer to closure
BirthingCoach: it won't be open casket
Zoyrk: me and Tyler will fly out in a few days then, it's in Canada right? That's where his family wanted it?
BirthingCoach: yes, it's in Canada
WildHoe: I should book a hotel then
BirthingCoach: why don't you guys just stay with us? Unless Jordan doesn't want to since he lives here as well I completely understand
Legiqn: I'll spend the night before and the day of with you guys, but other than that I'm fine in my house with Lucas of course
FuckBoi: yeah, although I'm sure I'll visit a couple of times before the, erm, event
Four07: I like that
Four07: event
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: Jon maybe you should add your roommates so we can discuss sleeping arrangements?
BirthingCoach: are you sure?
ChokingIsMyKink: idk about that, David, his roommates are kind of douchebags
BirthingCoach: it's true
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: I don't like it as much as you don't, but we have to, Craig, we're adults and sooner or later we are going to have to make adult decisions
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: they may be bad people who have done bad things but right now we need their help so we are going to act like civilized people, okay?
DaithiDeNoPrivilege: Jon, add them
LuKe has been added to the chat.
ohMNOM has been added to the chat.
JigglyKoala has been added to the chat.
BryceTimDs has been added to the chat.
LuKe: once again, Jon, wtf
ChokingIsMyKink: oh it's you
LuKe: excuse me but you have no right to judge with your nickname, which is stupid btw
ChokingIsMyKink: Evan picked this for me, asshole
LuKe: oh, well this is awkward then
ChokingIsMyKink: fuck you
BryceTimDs: sorry but that's my job
JigglyKoala: I'm sorry for their behavior
LuKe: u can't apologize for me it's against the rules
ChokingIsMyKink: settle down we added you for a reason
LuKe: need relationship advice? I got you
WildHoe: Evans funeral is in three weeks and it's happening in Canada and we need a place to stay for just a few days
WildHoe: if you can handle having a group of civilized humans in your home
JigglyKoala: that's fine, most of you are couples so me and Ryan can double up, so can Luke and Bryce and then Evan and Jon
JigglyKoala: shit sorry I forgot I'm stupid
BirthingCoach: it's okay
ChokingIsMyKink: can we just clear up who here is a couple?
Terroriser: Craig and I
ChokingIsMyKink: ^^^^
Zoyrk: me n Tyler
WildHoe: ^^^^
Moo: Marcel and I
FuckBoi: me and Jordan
Four07: me and David
Lui: I have a girlfriend named Taylor
BryceTimDs: me and LuKe
JigglyKoala: me and Ryan
ChokingIsMyKink: ok so eight couples
BirthingCoach: it should've been nine
ChokingIsMyKink: is there enough room for all of us?
ohMNOM: there should be it's a huge house
ohMNOM: is that okay luke?
Lui: why do you need his permission
ChokingIsMyKink: exactly what kind of cult shit is this
LuKe: okay so maybe y'all don't like me but I mean the house is under my name
ChokingIsMyKink: just because you were invited to this chat doesn't mean you're going to stay
JigglyKoala: we found the angry gays it seems
BirthingCoach: as someone who has partaken in both of these chats I would like every original member of this chat to know that my friends have essentially no filter
Zoyrk: and you think we do????
WildHoe: exactly we are fueled by depression and aggression
Moo: now can I get THAT on a t-shirt??
JigglyKoala: actually yeah i want that on a shirt too can I place an order for an XL????
WildHoe: ofc they can be our new team shirts we can wear them when we coach little league
Zoyrk: oh man the other team will never know what hit em
Zoyrk: the parents are just like "fuck our kids on the wrong team"
Zoyrk: "honey we got get a refund on his uniform" and then like they do it and go to our team
FuckBoi: that was a lot more complicated then it needed to be
Zoyrk: that's how you get things done borther
ChokingIsMyKink: you know what? I think we're gonna be okay