a/n: IM SO LATE WRITING THIS CHAPTER ASDJLGH I HOPE THIS MAKES IT UP
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taetaebear made a groupchat 'tata's side chicks'
taetaebear added swaeg.yoongs
taetaebear added chiminichimchim
taetaebear added dance.monster
taetaebear added handsomejinie
taetaebear added sunshinehobi
taetaebear added jungkookie
taetaebear added lee.hara
lee.hara:
'tata's side chicks?
lee.hara:
really oppa?
swaeg.yoongs:
new phone who dis?
swaeg.yoongs:
wait are you?
sunshinehobi:
JUNGKOOKS GIRLFRIEND
sweag.yoongs:
yeah i was going to say this
taetaebear:
what does side chicks mean though :3
taetaebear:
it must mean good friends hehe *v*
dancemonster:
you need some education
dancemonster:
without education we are nothing
dancemonster:
hi hara I'm namjoon I'm not actually dance monster but rap monster
dancemonster:
you can call me RM
handsomejinie:
quit bragging about education
handsomejinie:
it ain't everything there is to life
handsomejinie:
though it is important i must admit
swaeg.yoongs:
he never said it is everything there is to life
swaeg.yoongs:
dumbass bitch
message not sent
chiminichimchim:
HI HARA I'M JIMIN :D
handsomejinie:
I'm seokjin nice to meet you hara
handsomejinie:
by the way I'm the most handsome in this group haha
swaeg.yoongs:
that was unnecessary
handsomejinie:
you better stfu if you want any meals tonight
sweag.yoongs:
okay
taetaebear:
yoongi hyung be like anna from frozen >~<
taetaebear:
okay byee *dramatic music cue*
lee.hara:
i can't believe there are already 20 messages when it's only been 5 seconds since this group was made
dancemonster:
i was surprised you kept seeing the messages but didn't reply
lee.hara:
i really am not good with keeping up such a fast conversation
lee.hara:
especially when there's something on the rain going on the laptop beside me
dancemonster:
is that a documentary about the rain cycle?
handsomejinie:
...i-
that's a kdrama namjoon!
chiminichimchim:
hyung is really stupid sometimes :3
taetaebear:
STUPIDJOON HYUNG HEHE :3
sunshinehobi:
bulllieeeeeessss
lee.hara:
hahaha actually it feels like i know you guys so much even though it's our first time chatting
lee.hara:
I've heard about you all from jungkook so much
lee.hara:
and it's nice to meet you too I'm lee hara
sunshinehobi:
you forgot to add Jungkooks girlfriend at the end :D
taetaebear:
let's go party turn up :D
handsomejinie:
aigooo our jungkook has grown so much
swaeg.yoongs:
literally can hear your aigoo from here
handsomejinie:
even though we are not roommates anymore you still can?
sweag.yoongs:
i do
handsomejinie:
i miss staying in the same room with you
swaeg yoongs:
i only miss stealing your underwear
message not sent
swaeg.yoongs:
but you literally just spend most of your time in my room though
jungkookie:
i just woke up
taetaebear:
yoonjin :')
jungkookie:
wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
jungkookie:
SCROLLING THROUGH THE MESSAGES AND
jungkookie:
WHAT EVEN IS THIS CHAT GROUP
jungkookie:
HARA DID YOU REALLY JUST CALLED V HYUNG 'OPPA'??
chiminichimchim:
kookie be like:
taetaebear:
sunshinehobi:
dancemonster:
HEY THAT'S MY PHOTO!
lee.hara:
taehyung is older than me though
lee.hara:
that's why i called him oppa
jungkookie:
if you really want someone to call oppa and then call me?!?
jungkookie:
i mean I'd hate it BUT STILL
taetaebear:
see hara?? i told you XD
chiminichimchim:
BABY JEALOUSY NEGA ANI TARI SARAM BANI *CUES MONSTA X*
jungkookie:
also i hope you wont accept the five friend requests you'll get today
jungkookie:
bc I'm sure they'll keep sending my embarrassing photos
lee.hara:
but I've already seen them a lot though lmao
taetaebear:
i bet you haven't seen his ding la lingla ling yet though
handsomejinie:
what
handsomejinie:
DID I SEE IT RIGHT
dancemonster:
I'm out
chiminichimchim:
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
lee.hara:
i-
taetaebear:
what? o.o i meant his biceps :3 kookie has been working out so much ~(>.<)~
swaeg.yoongs:
it's good that he's dense
jungkookie:
BITCH BYE
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a/n: yall there's actually a instagram account called midnight advisor one of the readers made it YALL SHOULD CHECK IT OUT
also I love yall ya better believe it else I'll slap you so hard
with my lips ;)