Losing their toes; bts Crackf...

By THEGREATHOLYWATER

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Bts is a big happy family but they are not normal "I will stick a Cheetoup ur nose" , they are losing their t... More

Characters
Toes?
Church
Bangloween

Dramatic toe

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By THEGREATHOLYWATER

Jin: Ahhhhhhhh it's u!!!!

???:yes it me ur side toe .

Jin:I broke up with u already plus u were my side toe.

Side toe:*sobs* how could u , u and me were great friends and u dared to break up with me instead of ur main toe!!!

Jin:u were getting boring and old and well....... ugly.
Side:*gasps* how dare u ,I gave u a toe !!!
????:it's u!!!!

Side toe:arghhh it's u !!!

Jin: hello , main toe I missed u*hugs main toe*

Main toe : so I see side toe here is trying to take me place!!!
Side toe: I was always better than u , main toe!
Jin:uhhh I am going to go now ha ha ha.....

Jin starts running to his house to find a package outside the house .

Jin: who order something ?? Oh well imma take it inside anywayssss.

Jungkook: eomma were, where u ? I had lost my toe and I can't find it .

Jungkook started crying

Jin:it's ok kookie I will get u anew one. Oh we got a package 📦. Do u know who's it is?

Jungkook:no but I want to open it !!!!!

Jin:ok fine open it but be careful with the knife .

Jungkook got a knife and when he was going to open it he heard a bark coming from the box.

Jungkook:Eomma did jimin turn into a dog or something cause I think he barking.

When they opened the box there was a cat?? But not just any ordinary cat it was a little bit ummm u will see....

Jin: Omg is so ugly it will never look like me .
Jungkook:it looks like u eoma.

Jin:*gasps* how dare u tell me that I adopted u and u tell me I am ugly which I am not sooo shut it and tell me if u want to keep the damn cat!!!

Jungkook:yay I can have it? Yay

Jin: what do u want to name it ?ugly?

Jungkook:i want to name it...... Mr. Dickson.

Jin: whaaaaat? Dick?

Jungkook:watch ur lenguage!!! Eomma!!!

Jungkook: and no it not ding ding it's Mr Dickson!!!!

Jin:oh *he says awkwardly *

Suddenly they hear a knock on the door.

Jin:jimin!!! Go get the door!!

Jimin:I can't I am busy .

Jin:really busy ? U are literally just sitting down sucking ur toe is that more important then the door ??

Jimin: Mkay fine I will open it.

When Jimin opened the door he saw.........

Jimin:ahhhhh it's a monkey bananas !!!!

Jin:whaaa?

Jungkook: it's a momkeyyy!!!! I mean menkeyy!! No no no it's monkey!!!

Jhope: my poop is coming !!!!!

Namjoom: what the holy molly monkey bananas just happened and ahhh what is a menkeyy doing her I mean monkey?

Taehyung: hello fellow human? I mean monkey?

The monkey looked comfused asf but then.....

Taehyung: achipalacatatc freeshavacado chipotle!!!

Jin: wuuut?

The monkey got scared of the alien like human and ran off .

Jimin: hey u didn't give u banana .!!

Yoongi: who woke me up from my slumber!!!!! I heard someone say monkey bananas!!

Jimin: oh no 🤦🏻‍♀️

Yoongi aka old grandpa came running towards Jimin with his bag of socks?? And stuck one up jimins nose like I said he get really mad when u wake him up.

Namjoom: oh lord monkeys why did u choke the child ???

Jungkook: dad.... it has to be done.

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Hi guys I know this is short but I am still working on the other two stories and I didn't have much time but I swear I am not weird I just have a weird mind and here are some pictures u will like if ur weird like me
Kisses,
L💛🐒

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