SOCHA NA THAA

Untitled Part 67

Flashback

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P sits resting her chin on elbow. K D sit wide eye

K:U shouted?

D:Aur vo bhi swayam pe

P:Offo yeh kitne baar pooch rahe hein aap

K:Nahi I couldn't believe it so

D:Aisa kya ho gaya ki tum itne gusse mein thi?

H (P's phone):Kitna baar poocha lekin vo nahi kahenge

K:Ab kya

P:Ab unhe manane ki idea batao, mein kab se pooch rahi hoon

K:Tum keh rahi ho ki usse iss baat pe gussa aa raha hein ki tum rey ke team mein ho

D:Aisa kaha usne?

P:Nahi half kehke ruk gayi

K:Par tumhari theory ke hisaab se toh usse farak nahi padna chahiye

H:Kabhi uski theory ke hisaab se kuch hua hein?

K:I agree

P:Haan toh tere theory ke hisaab se bhi kuch nahi hota na

H:Correction, mere theory sirf tumhare upar galat hota hein coz u r abnormal, exception case

P:Haan ab yehi bol de

H:Haan bolungi mein kyunki tum ho abnormal

D:Guys ladai bandh karo solution

H: (zarur kuch chal raha hein kyun na isse badaye, may be a step to my mission, try karke dekhte hein) Ab na usse baat karne ka ek hi idea kaam karega

D:Phone karo

H:nahi

P:Haan vo mein kar chuki hoon nahi utathe vo

H:Tum na uske ghar jaao, haan

P:Kya? unke ghar akele?

H:Nahi nahi 10 log ko saath mein le chalo, aur nahi toh kya

K: (yeh hema kya ulti idea de rahi hein zarur iske dimaag pe kuch chal rahi hein? Maza aayega support karte hein) I agree

P:Kya agree

K:Dekho ab college bhi khatam hui swayam se milna hein toh ghar hi jaana padega

H:Mein toh kehti hoon uske pahuchne se pehle tum pahunch jaao

P:Aisa kyun

H:Thaaki vo tumhe get out na kar sake

D:Haan yeh bhi ho sakta hein, agar tumne get out kaha toh

P:Par meine toh unhe get out nahi kaha toh vo kyun kahenge, mein toh khud out hua sabke baad

H:Toh usne bhi toh tumhe kuch nahi kaha aur tum chilaayi na toh v cant predict right

P:Par mein kaise unke ghar jaaun?

H:Arre haan mein toh bhul hi gayi

P: Shukar hein yaad aaya

H:Shaadi se pehle sasural nahi jaati na

P:Kya tum

D:Yeh kya keh rahi ho tum hema vo nahi hein pragya ki sasural

P: Exactly atleast u accepted

D: Sasural vo hota hein jahan saas sasur jeete hein, swayam ke maa baap kahan rehte hein Punjab?

P: Punjab nahi delhi

D:Tumhe kaise pata

P excited

P:Vo Rey ne bataya uss din inki behen taani

P thinks

P:ek minute yeh hum kya baatein lekar beit gaye aap log serious nahi hein mein jaa rahi hoon

H:arre keh toh rahi hoon na ghar jaao

K:Infact mein toh kehti hoon uskeliye garma garam chai banao

H:Vo kyun

K:Arre insaan ko apni khubiyan istemaal kar dena chahiye na manane, tum toh expert ho cooking mein

D:Par krithu swayam toh already garam hein uske upar garam chai toh

K:Toh vo garmi bahar aayenge na

H:Haan,pehle rasoi mein chai banao

P:Kambaqton mein unhe manane ka idea pooch raha hoon na hi mere shaadi ke baad ke rasam kaise poore kare, yahan toh grehpravesh aur pehlirasoi ke baath ho rahi hein mein jaa rahi hoon tum log na unhe manane ke nahi mujhe phasane ki idea de rahi ho

D:Nahi pragya v are serious

H:Vaise khubiyaan istemal karke manana hein toh tum dance karo prayu

K P look each other wide eye

D:Haan it's a nice idea ab toh tum dance seekhne bhi jaa rahi ho toh

K P wide eye

K P:Nahi dance nahi

H:Kyun iss mein kya burai hein vo toh dance keliye kuch bhi karenge na toh maafi bhi kar lenge

D:Arre hema hum toh bhul hi gaye vo mi

K closes D's mouth

H:Kya

P:Vo kya hein na

K whispers to D that H dnt know it,D nods

K:Vo acha thode na lagege ki vo ghar jaake dance karenge

H:Haan vo bhi hein toh fixed swayam ke ghar jaao

K:Toh der kyun jaao

P:Aise kaise jaaun

K:Tum na ek kaam karo yeh head set se connected raho

P:Kyun

K:Kyunki tumhari koi bharosa nahi, tum kya karoge nervousness mein toh for guiding you hum phone pe hoge

P:Arre par mein ghar

K:Offo

K puts the headset on P's ear and connect to conference call

K:Ab jaao

P:Kaise jaaun mein

H:Ab yeh bhi bolna padega kya auto mein ab yeh mat pooch ki kahan jaana hein

P:Exactly mein yehi poochne vaala tha ki kahan jaaun

D:Offo pragya itni der hum kya keh rahe the tumne kuch nahi suna

P:Arre vo baat nahi hein mujhe nahi pata uske ghar kahan hein

K:What?

D:Par uss din tum gayi na uski ghar

P:Ek toh mujhe raaste teek se yaad nahi rehte aur upar se kitne tension tha uss din toh mujhe nahi pata

H:Haai kitni tension aur ab kitnaa cool jab tension hone chahiye?Idiot

P makes faces

D:Toh ab kya kare

P:Rey ko phone karti hoon vo kahenge na

H K :Nahi nahi rey nahi

K takes phone back

P:Kya

K:Agar swayam vahan hoga toh

H:Agar Sharon hoga toh aur gadbad hoge

P:Kya gadbad?

H:Toh tumhe acha lagta ki agar tumahare boy friend ko koi akele milne jaaye ghar

P:Uss mein kya hein

K:No wonder,tumhe kuch nahi lagta, par normal logon ko lagta hein, aur Sharon ko zarur bura lagega

P:Toh phir mein nahi jaa rahi hoon unke ghar

K:Come on pragya hum aise nahi mean kiya u know

P:Sach kahe toh kuch samajh nahi aa rahe tum log kya mean kar rahe ho?Bas mere saath vo mean na ho jaaye

K D smiles

H:Arre hum aise karenge pragya? Tumhe shak hein?

P:Shak nahi hein?

H:Yeh baat

P:Poora yakeen hein gadbad hoge

H:Offo yeh ladki bhi na ,ab address kaise milenge

K D thinks,H too

P sees two girls and smiles

K:Vo kaun hein

P:Arre vo inki fans hein meine kaha na uss din canteen mein mila, tour ke ek din pehle

K smiles getting idea

P:Kya

They were going to pass P

K:Arre mein keh rahi hoon na

P D frowns

D:Kya

K:I m swayams no:1 fan, unke ghar vo beach ke paas hein

P:Fan?Yeh kab hua,aur beach ke paas?

D:Kaunsa beach par tum toh uske ghar

K:Haan nahi gayi hein par pata toh hein

The girls come to PKD

G1:Aap galat bol rahe hein ki u r no 1fan of swayam

P D look each other "yeh ho kya raha hein" look

K:Nahi I m telling truth

G2:Swayam ke ghar vahan nahi hein

G1:HAan

They both tell address of S home

H: (vaah krithika, atlast pragyo ko mere jaise acha nautanki dost mila,)

K:Tum log kaise jaante ho

G1:Hum gaye hein ek baar party keliye

G2:Haan he was looking so handsome in white and red

P smiles

G1:Swayam ke smile kitni cute hein

P:Hein na .mujhe bhi pasand hein

G2:Aur the way he talks

P:Haan sabko respect karte hein especially for women,aur dil ke bahut ache hein,

G1:You are lucky pragya you are his assistant,

P:Arre ab mein nahi hoon

G1:Acha, toh ab kaun hein

P:Shayad koi nahi hein mein na aap logon ke naam recommend karke dekhti hoon , teek hein

G1:Haan please, vaise vo commited ho gaye par

P:Arre toh kya, ek insaan ko pyar karne keliye uske ijazat ke zarurat thodi na hein, aap ne ae dil hein mushkil film dekha hein?

K D hit their head with hands

H:Krithu iss ladki ko rok varna mein abhi vahan aake marungi usse

D:Pragya? Ab kaun faltu baatein kar raha hein

G1:Faltu?Swayam ke baat faltu nahi hein

P:Exactly

P bite her tongue:Mera matlab hein

K:Sorry girls maan gaye tum hi ho fan no:1.ab jaao na

Girls go

P:Arre hum baat

K:Solution chahiye ki nahi

P:Arre haan

H:Swayam ki baat suna toh sab bhul jaoge kya pagal, aur yeh kya hum yahan teri baat set karane soch rahi hoon aur tum ho ke kisi aur ladki ko swayam ke peeche karne keh rahi hein, kuch toh sharam kar

P:arre par

D:Tum jaao address mil gayi na?

H:Vaah krithika, u r mind blowing

K:I know

Fb ends

P turns and see S standing still looking at phone

S: (maa ne toh exact)

P turns

P:vo toh anthar nahi aa rahe vahi khade hein

D:Toh tell him to come in

P:Acha

P turns to S

P:Arre anthar aayiye

S looks at P

S:Tum yahan kya kar rahi ho?

P:Saari baatein bahar rehke poochenge kya. Mehman ko bahar rakhke baat karna rude hota hein aayiye andhar

H: yeh kya kaha tumne lekin vo nahi tum ho mehmaan aur tum andhar khadi hein

P turns

P: Chupkar mein yahan baat samhalne ki koshish kar rahi hoon aur tum ho ke journalist banne mein tuli ho

S:Par tum ho mehmaan aur tum andhar ho na, yeh kya

P:Ab mil gayi tasalli unhe yeh baat yaad dilaya

H:Kya?Meine yaad dilaya?Mein toh tumse kaha vo bhi headset mein vo kaise sun sakte hein

P:Meine kaha na zarur gadbad hoge tum log ke plan

K:Ohhh madam, gadbad humare plan nahi tum kar rahe ho

H:Haan haan ab saare baat humpe daal de

D:Guys stop, swayam vahan khada hein

K:Jaise hum bol rahe hein vaisa bolo

S:Pragya mein yahan khada hoon

K:Andhar aayiye

P turns

P:Aap andhar aayiye

S shook his head and come inside

P:Pata nahi kya kya karva rahi hein mujhse, kasam se agar vo nahi maani na, toh tum dono ko library aake aur tumhe pune aake marungi mein

S turns to P

P smiles

P:Haan aa rahi hoon

S sits on the couch

S:Ab bolo kyun aayi ho

P:vo vo

D:Bolo Pehle chai toh pee lo yaar

P:Pehle chai toh pee lo yaar

S:Yaar?

P:Mera matlab hein chai toh peejiye

P makes her hair right to hide headset

S:Par chai kahan hein

D:Offo leke aao

P:Leke aao

S:Kahan se

P:Kahan se?

H:Duffer tum se bola leke aane ko

P:Ohhh

S:Kya

P:Mujhse bola

S:Kaun

K:Yeh sab gadbad karenge

D:Meine bola

P:Darshanji

S:Darshan?

D:Ab exactly I meant u say meine bola

P:Vo mera matlab meine bola,u know mein khud se baat karti hoon na

D:Exactly

P again make her hair right

S:Yeh tum aaj baar baar baal kyun teek kar rahi ho?aur kya hua tum aise

H:Prayu kab se keh rahi hoon agar ek aur baar baal ko chua na kaat ke rakhungi haath

P:Hat

S: Kahan hatun

P looks at S

P:Hat nahi hot, kitna hot hein na, I mean garmi haan garmi ho rahi hein

P: (low voice)pata nahi mein kya kya bol rahi hoon

K:Jaake chai leke aao pragya

P goes to kitchen and brings tea and snacks and keep in front of S

S look wide eye

S:Yeh kya hein

K:Dikh nahi raha chai hein

P:Dikh nahi raha chai hein

D hits his head and hit K

K:Yaar tum samaj nahi sakti ki mein tumse bol raha hoon usse bolne ko nahi,

D:Vo toh swayam ke saamne hein toh vaise bhi sab bhul jaati hein understand

P:Exactly

S:Kya exactly

P goes to touch her hair

H:Haat neeche

P puts it down

K:Chai de ke sorry bolo

P:Chai

K:tumse kaha idiot

P gives the tea

S look weirdly

P:Dekhiye sorry, ek baar maaf kijiye

S:Tum maafi maangne keliye yeh sab kiya

P nods

S sighs

S:Actualy dekha jaaye toh galti tumhare hi hein toh saza toh milna hi chahiye

K P D H:Saza?

S walks towards P

H:Prayu kya ho raha hein vahan

P: Aap mere paa paas kyun aa rahe hein

P: (kahin isse headset ke baare mein pata toh nahi chala )

P keeps his hand covering ears and cheeks. S frowns leans down, P closes her eyes.S hits their head and moves back

K:Pragya kya ho raha hein hum aaye kya

P opens her eyes and look wide eye

P:Yeh kya tha, sar kyun takraya

H:Kya sar takraya

P:Haan

S: Meine uss din kaha na do baar takrao varna jhagda hoge, ab dekho hua na

P:Kya? Aapko yeh lag raha hein ki isliye jhagda hua aap

S:Aur nahi toh kya varna aise faltu jhagda kabhi nahi hua na hum dono ki beech , yeh tum aise haat kyun rakhe ho mein tumhe maarne nahi vala tha

P takes her hand

P:Mujhe pata hein aap nahi maroge

S:Acha phir kyun rakha

P:Vo nahi bas aise hi, iska matlab aap mujhse naraz nahi hein

S:Tum mujhse naraz nahi ho na

P:Nahi,mein kyun naraz hogi,galti toh meri thi,chillana nahi chahiye tha

S:Mera bhi hain, hema ko nahi batana chahiye tha so I m sorry too

P:Matlab problem solved

S:Haan solved

K D H shouts:Yeahhh

P:Aaa mere kaan

S:Kya hua kaan ko

P:Nahi kuch nahi

K:Ab hum rakhte hein humare mission success

Call disconnected

P sighs

S:Beito chai peeo

P:Nahi mein chalti hoon

S:Kyun chai toh peeke jaao

P:Acha teek hein

P sits and drink tea.P looks at home

S:Kya dekh rahi ho

P:Ghar bahut achi hein aapke

S:Pehli baar dekh rahi ho kya, uss din bhi aaya na

P:Vo toh uss din apko bukaar tha na toh uss tension mein u know

S nods

It starts raining

P:Baarish

S:Haan, u have umbrella?

P:Haan hein umbrella,

P drinks tea

S:Kaise jaoge mein drop karta hoon

P:Vo

S:Car pe

P:Mein walk karungi

S:Kya

P:Haan mujhe acha lagta hein walk karna baarish mein

S:Sachi?

P excited

P:Infact mera toh wish hein ki baarish mein naachun

S:Really

P nods

P:Par nahi ho sakta na, log kya sochege

S:Vaise baarish mein naachne keliye ek aur cheez chahiye

P:Kya

S:You should know to dance,u know

P:Arre vo toh

P realize and look other side

P:aana chahiye

P: (abhi phasne vali thi na)

S:Sorry I was just

P turns to S and smiles

P:I ll go bye

P goes

S comes back after dropping her till gate

S:Kaka

G:Ji baba

S:Kamaal ki chai thi, mujhe na aise chai hi dena kal se, saare thakaan dur bhaag gaya, khadak chai tha

G:Mein nahi de sakti baba yeh chai roz

S frowns:Kyun

G:Kyunki meine nahi pragya beti ne chai banayi na

S:Acha (wide eye)kya usne chai banaya?

G:Haan baba

G goes

S remembers Sm saying (jab tum aaoge toh vo kahengi ki aa gaye aap, itni der kyun lagayi pata hein mein intezar kar rahi thi, aur jab vo apni haaton ki bani chai dege na toh saare thakaan dur ho jayenge aur ghar aane ko bhi mann karenge

)

S remembers P saying it

S: Yeh ho kya raha hein?shayad I m thinking too much