The Boyz Chatroom (ON HOLD)

By succseungyoon

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The Boyz Chatroom includes shit talking, vine references, bad puns and arguments. Inspired by l00-05-18l More

Introduction
The Beginning
Eric's Birthday
It is Christmas time my dudes
The Boyz ft.....?
Juyeon's Birthday
Kevin's birthday
Haknyeon and Hwall's Birthday
Locked in
Sunwoo's birthday
"Operation: suck his d, is in action"
Jacob's Birthday
"This is probably just training for the next big catastrophe"
"I'm not a psychic but I can see myself all over you."
The Soft Boyzโ„ข
Cloudy with a chance of drama
Younghoon's birthday
What's wrong with Sangyeon?
Hyunjae's birthday
"Honey, you've got a big storm comin'"
Sangyeon's birthday
Changmin's birthday
Sex: single player mode
"Je suis shitting my pantaloons"
Love is love
Crackhead culture

Chanhee's birthday

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By succseungyoon

(Stressed dad of 11, help?¿?, King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️, Ya boi jae🍆,  1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺, that home alone kid, old👴🏻, Jeju Boy, baldgoosestan, Rap Game Strong👅 and smol child👶🏻 have logged on)

smol child👶🏻: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SKINNY LEGEND😩💦

Jeju boy⛰: Happy birthday New☺️
Jeju boy⛰: why tf are you using those emojis? you're literally 5?

smol child👶🏻: yeah...5" dEEP IN YOUR MOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jeju boy⛰ Eric shut the fuck up, you can't even tie your shoelaces

smol child👶🏻: can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch xo

Stressed dad of 11: ERIC STOP YOU'RE A GODDAMN CHILD FFS

help?¿?: happy birthday Chanhee

Stressed dad of 11: OH OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING

help?¿?: AND YOURE NOT GONNA WISH CHANHEE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY??? HOW ABOUT YOU HOP ON SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK FOR ONCE AND LET ME LIVE A LITTLE

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: Jesus Christ can y'all stfu? You literally sound like those seagulls from finding nemo
King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: Happy birthday, chanhee, i still cant fucking stand you

that home alone kid: hbd new
that home alone kid: why did Eric call chanhee a skinny legend?

smol child👶🏻: bc he is🤘🏻😩

baldgoosestan: wtf is up with the emojis?

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: I'm guessing they felt the need to use them bc it's the king of the fuckboys birthday today (hbd bro)

Ya boi Jae🍆: it's not my birthday until September????

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: how can you be a fuckboy if you don't even have one (1) person after you nvm loads of them

Ya boi Jae🍆: erm okay wow
Ya boi Jae🍆:

Ya boi Jae🍆: happy birthday, Chanhee
Ya boi Jae🍆: I'm just gonna go now

(Ya boi Jae🍆 has left)

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: don't you think that was a little mean?

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: no???? I think he just can't handle facts🐸☕️

help?¿?: Younghoon....are you really that dumb??

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: apparently so????

baldgoosestan: well, at least he admits it

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: stfu your clapbacks are drier than Ghandi's flip-flops

baldgoosestan: if you wanna fight me, then fight me😤

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: post up, lil bitch

baldgoosestan: well shit
baldgoosestan: if I die, just know that...

that home alone kid: well?????

baldgoosestan: goddammit, I thought he would've whooped my ass by now
baldgoosestan: i've been dramatic for no reason
baldgoosestan: OH SHIT NVM BYE IM GONNA HAUNT YOU ALL AFTER IM DEAD

(baldgoosestan has left)

Rap Game strong👅: chanhee your bday present is on the kitchen table

Old👴🏻: so you just gon' bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

Rap Game Strong👅: happy birthday?

Old👴🏻: BITCH

Rap Game Strong👅:

(Rap Game Strong👅 has left)

that home alone kid: wow a Pepe meme...haven't seen one of them in about 84 years

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: it looks like you

that home alone kid: good at least one of us is good looking

smol child👶🏻: and that's the gag🐸☕️

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: look at my UN

that home alone kid: did anyone ever tell u that u were the king of visuals??? No, you made it up by yourself

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: Kevin, sweetie...FUCK OFF BACK TO CANADA AND DROWN IN MAPLE SYRUP

that home alone kid: WELL GIVE ME $5,000 AND I WILL

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: BITCH WE'RE ALL BROKE

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: he isn't kidding, I had to sell my body for a slice of toast once

Jeju boy⛰: I'm-

Stressed dad of 11: - an asshole? We been knew

help?¿?: YOU LEAVE MY SON ALONE

Stressed dad of 11: HONESTLY DONT EVEN TRY AND START ON ME TODAY BC I'LL DROP KICK YOU OFF A CLIFF

help?¿?: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, FUCKING FAT ASS KELLY PRICE

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: GUYS STFU THERES SMTH MORE IMPORTANT TO ADDRESS

Stressed dad of 11: WHAT THE FUCK WOULD THAT BE

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: HMMM IDK???? MAYBE ONE OF YOUR PRECIOUS 'SONS' IS MISSING???? 
King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: IDK THO I MEAN I AM THE DUMB ONE AFTERALL🐸☕️

help?¿?: changmin's missing

that home alone kid: wow, even I noticed and I couldn't give less of a fuck about y'all if I tried

smol child👶🏻: yas go off sis🐸☕️

(shortdudebutmydicklong has logged on)

shortdudebutmydicklong: hey guys😊
shortdudebutmydicklong: oh my lord what happened to my username😭

(Shortdudebutmydicklong has changed their name to Sunshine☀️)

Stressed dad of 11: ...Changmin??

Sunshine☀️: yes?😊

Stressed dad of 11: are you really...you?

Sunshine☀️: lol of course I'm me😊

help?¿?: nah you're shitting us
help?¿?: for the past couple of weeks you've been acting like an asshole and now all of a sudden you're back to being all nice and stuff????? I don't buy it

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: HEY! IF HE SAYS ITS REALLY HIM THEN ITS HIM OKAY?

help?¿?: I😊dare😊you😊to😊speak😊to😊me😊like😊that😊again😊

Sunshine☀️: oh I understand what's going on
Sunshine☀️: the person that stole my phone must have been talking to you guys and causing trouble😭😭😭😭
Sunshine☀️: that's why nobody apart from younghoon would talk to me at the dorm😭😭😭

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: younghoon why didn't you tell us?!

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: BC Y'ALL STANK ASS BITCHES DIDNT WANT TO GIVE HIM THE TIME OF DAY

smol child👶🏻: Changmin, if it is really you, send us a selfie

Sunshine☀️:

Sunshine☀️: see?? It's me😊

smol child👶🏻: omg we're monsters
smol child👶🏻: I'm sorry Changmin😭
smol child👶🏻: I'm gonna go and drown myself in my own tears

(smol child👶🏻 has left)

Stressed dad of 11: how did you get your phone back?

Sunshine☀️: the guy that stole it handed himself in to the police station and they told our manager that they had my phone

help?¿?: why tf would you willingly hand yourself over to the police??

Stressed dad of 11: BC, JACOB, SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL AND THEY END UP FEELING BAD

help?¿?: run.

(help?¿? Has left)
(Stressed dad of 11 has left)

that home alone kid: I'm bored of everyone's shit

(that home alone kid has left)

Jeju boy⛰: wow
Jeju boy⛰: can someone remind me why I'm in this group again?

Old👴🏻: to fuck bitches and get money

Jeju boy⛰: y'know...for some crazy reason I really don't think that's why I'm here

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: honestly why are any of us here?

Jeju boy⛰: not today, satan, not today

(Jeju boy has left)

Sunshine☀️: why is everyone so angry nowadays?

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: circle of life and all that shit

Sunshine☀️: omg!!! Can we watch the lion king??? Please????

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: sure, I'll set it up

(King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️ has left)

Sunshine☀️: yayyyyyy!!
Sunshine☀️: Happy birthday Chanhee, I hope you're happy and you eat lots of nice food😊

(Sunshine☀️ has left)

Old👴🏻: oh ;))))))
Old👴🏻: I see what's going on here👀🐸☕️

(Old👴🏻 has left)

********
Happy birthday, Chanhee, vocal legend💞
also thank you all so much for over 2k reads in such a short amount of time💗

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