Characters and the Plot
(If you like discovering the plot as it comes, feel free to skip this thing. In fact, I recommend it.
No images because 1) I'm lazy, and 2) I think the point of reading is to use your imagination. Sort of. Pictures would defeat the purpose, dontcha think?)
JACK is a 17-year old dude with chocolate-brown hair, standing at around 5' 10, just like the other guys in the book. Smart, determined, sarcastic (because everybody loves a sarcastic main character) and curious of all the discrepancies in his school, TSP University, and the story in general, he questions a lot of things, like The Author's inability to write decent character descriptions. His alter-ego, the superhero Paladin, manages to keep running into Tenebros, a super with no sense of humour (he wishes), which is a sure sign he's evil. Jack suspects him to be one of his friends at school, most probably
ZAC, who, with his amazing golden hair, shimmering blue eyes, perfect face, figure and quite possibly even abs, is not only liked by pretty much all the guys for his laid-back attitude, but (not surprisingly) all the girls as well; and
DRAC, who can only be described as emo. Straight, black hair, constant sporting of black jackets and jeans and a distinctive lack of emotion does nothing to challenge his image. Underneath the surface though, he's an intelligent person, so much that you might call him a nerd. An emo nerd. Then there's
MAC, the extrovert of the group, but still rather sensible. She has frizzy blonde hair and warm amber eyes, and is often the unspoken risk analyst for whatever escapades the gang undertakes in their quest of escaping the world of fiction. She's best buds with
LILAC, the final member of the group. Her straight black hair and jade-green eyes complement the blank expression that's usually her face. She can be pretty forgetful, but she's the voice of caution.
Also, there's WEN, Jack's history teacher. He's a pretty chill old geezer, so something must be wrong with him.
Warnings, Disclaimers, and Other Jargon that I probably should have put before the Character Descriptions but didn't because nobody bothers to read this thing anyway
1) Violence. But then again, that should've been kinda obvious.
2) References are cool things that I don't own. Just sayin'.
3) WARNING: Awesomeness alert. If your doctor advised you to stay away from all major sources of awesomeness, you should stop reading this book immediately. Also, stay away from dogs and food.
And that's about it, really. So, without further ado, I present to you- Escape: Through the Fourth Wall!
Happy reading!