Namjoon
Namjoon: wait, so you're HOW OLD?! YOU'RE A NOONA?!
Jin
Jin: *scoffs*
Jin: you're older than me?
Y/N: *nods*
Jin: A-HA! YOU'RE SO OLD~ YOU'RE SO OLD~ AND SO UGLY~
Y/N: *walks away*
Jin: WAIT, IM SORRY!
Yoongi
Yoongi: you're older? Impossible. I should be older... but not as old as Jin, ya know?
Hoseok
Hoseok: OH MAH GOSH, MY HEART IS SO... SO SHOCKED. YOUR A NOONA, OH MY GOSHEU!
Jimin
Jimin: dang it. Though you're older, can you still just call me oppa? *pouts*
Taehyung
Taehyung: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Jungkook
Jungkook: wait, you're older than me?
Y/N: yeah...
Jungkook: *bows*
Jungkook: if I may have disrespected you in any way, noona.