Hiya I iz Kenedy-watermelon-steak-isha an my man zen is a model
"Zen strike ur best pose 4 meh babay!! 1!" I yell at him while he iz posin 4 da invisibill cameras.
He givez meh a bootyful derty lewk.
awwwwwh Zenny is two kayute!
I can't beliv I hav a man Lik hem!!! B jellus!! 1!
"Dun tawk 2 meh Kenedy-watermelon-steak-isha! ! Ahm tryin 2 pose! !"
"Oh kay babay!! Do yew want sumthin tew eat?" I azk him an a chiken sandwich apearz in mah hand.
awh! cute little fliez surround it!!
zen slapz me in da face.
He iz so strong.
"Zen babay hav yew Ben wurkin out???" I ask zen.
"Yasssss I hav!! Now dun feed me that lion poop becuz I am two kewl foh dat!!! 1" he slap meh again
he iz soh kayute wen he iz mad awwwwwh!! 1
zen pulls out his shotgun an by shotgun I men hiz bootyful bye ceps.
He slap me again and I sigh becuz I feel so luckee to have mah zenny!!!
"I luv u zenny wenny!!" I smile missin a tooth.
He starez at my tooth for a while an I think he iz goin tew kizz me!!
OH EM GEE HE IZ LEANING IN!!!
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"I Dun luv u! Now fetch meh another sanwhich!!"
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Lmao Omg that was so dumb hahaha
ok how did I do
can I pls have 6 votes and 6 comments on this chapter?
Do it for Kenedy-watermelon-steak-isha!
do it for the vine
lmao ok no?
You guys are da bomb OK
da bomb diggity
I luv yew
ok bye nOw