❤️ my boy 💛
victor; ok but like
victor; where are you
yuuri; ugh picking up prozac and doritos why
victor; ugh because i miss you
yuuri; are you serious
yuuri; its 10 am give me like and hour to recover from last night pLEASE
victor; no i mean i miss yOU
victor; not your dick
yuuri; i just choked in the middle of the supermarket
victor; i missss youuuu come backkkk
yuuri; um you can't just hit me with a blunt dick statement and then move on
yuuri; now i'm recovering double time
yuuri; no sex for you
victor; WHAT IS IT WITH TEENAGERS AND SEX
victor; I JUST MISS YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ANGEL FACE
yuuri; you are singlehandedly probably the most beautiful person to roam the earth did you know that
yuuri; doritos or nutella and a spoon it's your choice
victor; YOU CANT JUST HIT ME WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND THEN ASK ABOUT FUCKIN NUTELLA
yuuri; i'm gonna buy both haha fuck
victor; YUURI WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT ROMANCE
yuuri; bad at romance he says
yuuri; ...
yuuri; he has a point
victor; oh well i love you anyway
victor; which reminds me
victor; tIME FOR A DAILY REMINDER OF HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
yuuri; oh god
yuuri; i can't afford to start crying in the middle of the supermarket they're gonna think i'm crazy
victor; does it help if i say that you'd make a really hot psychopath
yuuri; no because i'm listening to frankie cosmos and if you start getting all sappy on me i will psychically bawl
victor; what song
yuuri; "outside with the cuties"
yuuri; PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CRY
yuuri; I'M BUYING YOU FOOD
yuuri; I CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT
yuuri; oh shit i see you typing for ages fuck i'm gonna change the song to talk dirty to me
yuuri; don't ask me why that's on my playlist
victor; ladies and gentlemen and people of any chosen pronouns, i would like to announce that this boy is an absolute angel
victor; i mean he can sing like a god and plays electric guitar so the whole fucking school is in love with him and he does air guitars when we listen to lemon boy
victor; AND HE HAS A T-SHIRT SAYING "LOL UR NOT MATTY HEALY" BUT HAS TAKEN A PEN AND CROSSED IT OUT TO WRITE
victor; "VICTOR NIKIFOROV"
victor; I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN AND WHEN HE GETS SAD AND CAN'T SEE HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HE IS (ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S IN GLASSES) IT ACTUALLY HURTS MY HEART SO
victor; HE ALSO SINGS IN THE SHOWER
victor; I HAVE A RECORDING OF HIM SINGING DEADROSES IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE VOICE OF AN A N G E L
victor; ALSO HE'S GOOD AT SEX
victor; AND HUGGING
victor; AND SMELLS REALLY GOOD
victor; alrighty then announcement over please enjoy the rest of your day, drive carefully and have safe sex
yuuri; i burst into tears as i paid for my fucking doritos
yuuri; i hope you're happy
victor; i'd be happier if you were here with me
yuuri; the cashier lady just came over to ask if i needed her to call anyone i'm not talking to you
victor; i love you so fucking much
yuuri; well i'm pissed off by how your loving makes me feel
victor; why are you so unromantic i
victor; ...
victor; i'll let you bend me over the table
yuuri; VICTOR
yuuri; goddamnit i paid good money for this food i'm gonna eat it first
yuuri; but im gonna hold you to that offer later
victor; i'm so in love with you what the fuck
yuuri; then you could pay for my school locker to get repaired
yuuri; its still dented