The Boyz Chatroom (ON HOLD)

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The Boyz Chatroom includes shit talking, vine references, bad puns and arguments. Inspired by l00-05-18l Mais

Introduction
The Beginning
Eric's Birthday
It is Christmas time my dudes
The Boyz ft.....?
Juyeon's Birthday
Kevin's birthday
Haknyeon and Hwall's Birthday
Locked in
Chanhee's birthday
"Operation: suck his d, is in action"
Jacob's Birthday
"This is probably just training for the next big catastrophe"
"I'm not a psychic but I can see myself all over you."
The Soft Boyz™
Cloudy with a chance of drama
Younghoon's birthday
What's wrong with Sangyeon?
Hyunjae's birthday
"Honey, you've got a big storm comin'"
Sangyeon's birthday
Changmin's birthday
Sex: single player mode
"Je suis shitting my pantaloons"
Love is love
Crackhead culture

Sunwoo's birthday

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Jeju Boy⛰: HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT IS GOD'S BIRTHDAY TODAY

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: it's not Eminem's birthday until October?

Rap game strong👅: I'm this ———>👌🏻 close to chopping off your dick and selling it on the black market

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: what're you gonna cut it off with? That massive knife that's on your wall?

Rap Game Strong👅: ITS A KATANA YOU FUCKING BITCH

Old👴🏻: okay I was gonna make a sarcastic comment but after that I'm just gonna say Happy Birthday bro

shortdudebutmydicklong: pussy
shortdudebutmydicklong: happy fucking birthday you piece of dog shit

Rap Game strong👅: FIGHT ME

shortdudebutmydicklong: BITCH I KEEP TRYING BUT YOU NEVER WANNA POST-UP SO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT

Rap Game Strong👅: YOURE A DAMN LIAR
Rap Game Strong👅: YOU JUST DONT WANNA FUCK WITH ME BC IVE GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

smol child👶🏻: happy birthday, I'm leaving now bc of that

(smol child👶🏻 has left)

Stressed dad of 11: well that's one gone already
Stressed dad of 11: happy birthday Sunwoo, you fucking weeb

Rap Game Strong👅: I'm going to be writing a STRONGLY WORDED email to our lord and saviour Naruto about you

Stressed dad of 11: wow, you ungrateful headass

help?¿?: LISTEN HERE IF HE WANTS TO GIVE HIS SOUL TO NARUTO YOU👏🏻ARENT👏🏻 GOING👏🏻TO👏🏻STOP👏🏻HIM👏🏻
help?¿?: SUNWOO SWEETIE YOURE DOING AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU
help?¿?: HAPPY BIRTHDAY🤧

Rap Game strong👅: I'm glad someone in this chat appreciates me

Ya boi jae🍆: i think you'll find that haknyeon would literally die for you so.....
Ya boi jae🍆: I would say he appreciates you
Ya boi Jae🍆: also, happy birthday homie😩🤟🏻

Jeju boy⛰:

Stressed dad of 11: who's the other fake bitch?

Jeju boy⛰: idk I have plenty of options in this group🐸☕️

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: come at me, I swear to god

Jeju boy⛰: who said I was talking about you, you fucking bald goose

Old👴🏻: MY CHEST HJHDFBSKA

(LETHAL WEAPON🔪 changed their name to baldgoosestan)

Stressed dad of 11: so you stan yourself?

baldgoosestan: ofc bc in this life you can only trust yourself bC EVERYONE ELSE IS A FUCKING RAT

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: you better back the fuck up and think about who you just called a rat
King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: have you seen me??? I look like a fucking Prince

shortdudebutmydicklong: nah you look like a gaping asshole

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: listen here you fucking breadstick, go and twist your nuts as much as you can and then let them go so it creates a nutnado and spin yourself into traffic

Old👴🏻: IM FUCKING SCREAMING

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: oh and Happy Birthday Sunwoo😌

Rap Game strong👅: erm...thanks...I'm honestly kinda speechless😅

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: well, my work here is done. Peace out, fuckboys✊🏻

(King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️ has left)

baldgoosestan: I can still hear someone cackling

Rap Game strong👅: oh that's funny bc you know what I cant hear?

baldgoosestan: you're shitty Pokemon ringtone that goes off aLL THE FUCKING TIME?????

Rap Game strong👅: NO
Rap Game Strong👅: YOU HAVENT SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

baldgoosestan: oh
baldgoosestan: that's bc I didn't want to
baldgoosestan: deuces

(baldgoosestan has left)

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: Happy Birthday Sunwoo

Rap Game strong👅: where have you been?

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: fucking bitches and getting money

Stressed dad of 11: I'm pretty sure that's illegal

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: I'm pretty sure that it's none of your fucking business so you don't need to stick your nose in xo

help?¿?: DRAG HIM JUYEON

Ya boi jae🍆: okay does anyone else feel like this group has swapped personalities?

shortdudebutmydicklong: I've always been like this I just acted innocent

Old👴🏻:

shortdudebutmydicklong: you're about to catch my foot up your ass

Jeju boy⛰: how can you catch a foot up your ass???????

Stressed dad of 11: it must be some kink

shortdudebutmydicklong: I'll show you how you catch a foot up your ass ;)

(shortdudebutmydicklong has left)

Jeju boy⛰: I think the fuck not

Old👴🏻: I'm not participating in his kinks

help?¿?: GUYS WE DONT FUCKING KINKSHAME IN THIS CHAT

Old👴🏻: KINKSHAMING IS MY KINK

help?¿?: .......
help?¿?: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(help?¿? has left)

Ya boi Jae🍆: shit's wild today
Ya boi Jae🍆: I hope my birthday is as messy as this👅💦

Old👴🏻: Q could break your legs for you??? That would be messy

Ya boi Jae🍆: that? isn't? what? I? Mean't?

Old👴🏻: don't say things that you don't mean😤👊🏻

(Old👴🏻 has left)

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: I'm not gonna make up an excuse

(1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺has left)

Ya boi jae🍆: wow, hwall was right

Rap Game strong👅: ???????

Ya boi jae🍆: everyone is a rat

(Ya boi Jae🍆 has left)

Stressed dad of 11: wait a minute
Stressed dad of 11: Kevin have you been here this whole time???

that home alone kid: unfortunately

Rap Game strong👅: are you gonna wish me a happy birthday or...????

that home alone kid: are you gonna give me $5,000 or...????

Rap Game strong👅: I'm gonna kms

(Rap Game strong👅 has left)

that home alone kid: I would rather he just gave me the $5,000 but I guess every cloud has a silver lining😌

Stressed dad of 11: seriously why do you need $5,000???

that home alone kid: you can choose from 2 options

Stressed dad of 11: erm okay????
Stressed dad of 11: What are the options????

that home alone kid: 1: So I can make it rain on these hoes
that home alone kid: or
that home alone kid: 2: I'm building a robot that's main goal is to destroy a bitch in a heartbeat

Stressed dad of 11: What the fuck Kevin??????
Stressed dad of 11: What's the good option out of these choices???

that home alone kid: bitch did I say there was a good option?????
that home alone kid: no so stop assuming shit

Stressed dad of 11: ..........
Stressed dad of 11: aight I'm gonna go with the first option

that home alone kid:

that home alone kid: the correct answer was both😌

Stressed dad of 11: ......

(Stressed dad of 11 has left)

that home alone kid: the sweet sound of silence😍

(that home alone kid has left)

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happy birthday, woke king💞

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