josh ended up calling a cousin.
that cousin called a cousin.
the other cousin called a friend.
the friend called another couple dozen cousins because it doesn't end.
cousin 1: "my cousin josh is looking for drugs to sell this guy he likes."
cousin 2: "wait, wasn't josh the cousin who made the honor roll and got the colleges buzzing?"
cousin 3: "are we close to our cousin josh? are we supposed to trust him?"
cousin 2: "are we thugs to our cousin josh? we don't sell drugs, man."
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tyler: did you get it yet?
josh: no, i'm about to get it
tyler: is your dealer a student?
josh: i got you dude, don't sweat it
tyler: let me know when you got it
josh: as soon as i can
tyler: i'll find a way to repay you, josh ;)
"oh man!"
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cousin 1: "what's up with your fussing? this needs no discussion. this is our cousin coming to us, he's our blood and we love him."
cousin 2: "aw look at josh, he's blushing!"
cousin 3: "little josh is crushin'!"
cousins: "why should we get you these drugs?"
josh simply answered, "love."
cousin 1: "get him the stuff."
he handed one of his cousins $25 and got a sandwich bag with the marijuana inside.
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josh: i got it for you.
tyler: xo, cool
josh: you want it now?
tyler: see you at school.