me: I have a DBQ tommorow and an AP test so I should
brain: read the raven cycle series, and not look at your textbook
me: wha-
brain: and when the dust has settled cry and get into watching tomas sanders
me: wh-
brain: also netflix has MLB season 2
me: i embrace my impending failure, ok.
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Character A : adorable, loved by all
Character B: i should throw them out the window
Author: do it.
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friend: why aren't you buying any properties in monoply
me: i fear confrontation
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me: places book down
my dog: hey
me:no
dog: delicately takes book mark out of book and bolts
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MLB SEASON TWO SPOILIESSSS
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Show people: hey guys we got all new ships/love interest!!!
me: wait is alya in this one more
show people: yeah but look at these new ships -
me: ALYA HAS ASCENDED, LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS EVEN WHEN PUTTING PEOPLE ON BLAST
show: bUT
ME: HUSH
show: ships-
Me: LOOK AT HER SHE IS A BLESSING
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Hawkmoth: do the thing my evil spawn
baby: gurgles
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Episode nine be like:
show: so you know how you like chat/adrien being happy
me: yES???
show: not in the budget sorry
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show: this season has built up a lot of plot elements that can be used in the future-
me: chat can purr
show: yes but look at all the miraculous and new characters
me: CHAT CAN PURR.
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me: so chat's belt is detachable, right?
show:....yes???
me: fanfic writers, do what you will with this information
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END OF SPOILERS