Don't even get me started on the waiter/waitress cliché, either...
Penelope gazed up from her menu. "Can I have the chicken burger without any mayo or-"
"Wanna make out?" The waiter asked.
"With my burger? Yes."
I suddenly noticed the hot waitress staring at me, placing her phone number on my table. wHat aRe ThE oDds?!?!?