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Don't even get me started on the waiter/waitress cliché, either...

Penelope gazed up from her menu. "Can I have the chicken burger without any mayo or-"

"Wanna make out?" The waiter asked.

"With my burger? Yes."

I suddenly noticed the hot waitress staring at me, placing her phone number on my table. wHat aRe ThE oDds?!?!?

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