Gerard(Drunk)- "This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie mother fucker."
(Christmas, on the tour bus. Gerard just opened his present) "Oh! It's for the hamster i'm gonna buy! It's so perfect..."
Gerard: "one time me and Bert were making out for so long that it wasn't funny. But then it was funny."
Gerard: "You could put a domino mask on anything and it would become a superhero. You could put a domino mask on a milk man and he'll become,like, Super Milkman."
Frank: "My biggest addictions have been choclate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwinches."
Cameraman: "I see you lost your pants again Gerard."
Gerard: "They always fall down."
Cameraman: "So, did you read Ellen DeGenerese's new book?"
Frank: "Yeah."
Cameraman:"How was it?"
Frank: "It made me a lesbian."
Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on them?"
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
Frank: "I'd date Gerard."
Mikey: "I could eat my wieght in sushi!"
Gerard: "I'll but whatever showercurtian I want."
Interviewer: "How do you feel about turning thirty this year?"
Gerard: "I'm actually excited about it. I'll tell you why. I always see getting older as like learning. Thirty's not old.... Thirty's like when you're twenty."
Frank: "Yeah...for trees."
Gerard: ".....for trees....."
Gerard: "Let's send a country some cupcakes. You think cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness."
Gerard: "What's this? Pink bunny ears? As much as I know you want me to wear them they will clash with my outfit, but I know my good friend Frank Iero here'll like 'em."
That's it for now. I'll find more and post them!! I love you all and you are all beautifull!!!