The Boyz Chatroom (ON HOLD)

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The Boyz Chatroom includes shit talking, vine references, bad puns and arguments. Inspired by l00-05-18l Lebih Banyak

Introduction
The Beginning
Eric's Birthday
It is Christmas time my dudes
The Boyz ft.....?
Juyeon's Birthday
Kevin's birthday
Haknyeon and Hwall's Birthday
Sunwoo's birthday
Chanhee's birthday
"Operation: suck his d, is in action"
Jacob's Birthday
"This is probably just training for the next big catastrophe"
"I'm not a psychic but I can see myself all over you."
The Soft Boyzโ„ข
Cloudy with a chance of drama
Younghoon's birthday
What's wrong with Sangyeon?
Hyunjae's birthday
"Honey, you've got a big storm comin'"
Sangyeon's birthday
Changmin's birthday
Sex: single player mode
"Je suis shitting my pantaloons"
Love is love
Crackhead culture

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(Rap Game Strong👅, help?¿?, 1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺, Stressed dad of 11, Jeju Boy and LETHAL WEAPON🔪 have logged on)

Stressed dad of 11: where tf is everyone?

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: everyone else got kicked out the chat

Stressed dad of 11: Jacob, care to explain why whenever I leave the chat shit goes wrong

help?¿?: JaCoB, cArE tO eXpLaIn WhY wHeNeVeR i LeAvE tHe ChAt ShIt GoEs WrOnG!1!1!1!1!1!


help?¿?: DO I LOOK LIKE THEIR FUCKING GUARDIAN?

Jeju Boy⛰: Why do you two keep fighting lately?

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: who fucking cares about that, I'm more disturbed by the fact that Jacob is using old memes

help?¿?: this fucking bitch keeps blaming me whenever smth goes wrong
help?¿?: stfu hwall I'm not in the mood for your salty attitude today

Stressed dad of 11: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BITCH, YOU BURST-COUCH-LOOKING-ASS-TUMBLEWEED-EATING-ASSCLOWN?

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: I feel like I'm watching my parents split up

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: basically when it was you guys' birthday chanhee found out that he could kick people out the chat and shit went down from there

Jeju Boy⛰: Where's chanhee now?

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: who cares, this means peace and quiet for us

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: I may or may not have kicked chanhee out the chat????????? Idk tho man, it's all a blur

Jeju boy⛰: JUYEON WHY

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: BC HES A SALTY, DUSTY ASS MOTHERFUCKER THAT CANT KEEP HIS ATTITUDE IN CHECK

Rap Game strong👅: FUCK THIS IM DONE WITH EVERYONES BULLSHIT

(Rap Game strong👅 has left)

Stressed dad of 11: OH WAY TO FUCKING GO JACOB

help?¿?: I DIDNT DO SHIT YOU FUCKING BAGUETTE

(Old👴🏻, Ya boi Jae🍆, King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️, smol child👶🏻, shortdudebutmydicklong and that home alone kid have logged on)

Old👴🏻:

Ya boi Jae🍆: not this shit again

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: I am confusion

smol child👶🏻: ffs the parents are fighting again

Stressed dad of 11: KEVIN YOURE BACK
Stressed dad of 11: THANK GOD

that home alone kid: fuck off

(Rap Game Strong👅 has logged on)
(Rap Game strong👅 has locked the Chatroom)

Stressed dad of 11: I have many questions
Stressed dad of 11: 1) did you just add everyone back into the Chatroom? 2) does that mean that when you got kicked out you ignored us? 3) how did you add everyone back? And 4) WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE CHATROOM?

Rap Game Strong👅: yes I did add everyone back, yes I was ignoring all of you bc you're all annoying as fuck, I'm actually best friends with Harry Potter and he taught me all this voodoo shit so🤷🏻‍♀️

help?¿?: YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP
help?¿?: DID I RAISE A PSYCHOPATH???

smol child👶🏻: well yeah but that's hwall

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: wow thnx bby xoxoxoxoxox

smol child👶🏻: are you being sarcastic with me?

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: no shit honey xo

smol child👶🏻: fuck you, I'm leaving

Rap Game strong👅: lmfaoooo you can try bitch

smol child👶🏻: what the flying shit
smol child👶🏻: THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS ACTUALLY LOCKED US IN THIS DAMN CHATROOM

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: just put your phone down and stop being a fucking drama queen????

Jeju Boy⛰: yeah, what's so important on your phone that you can't put it down????

smol child👶🏻: nudes.

Ya boi Jae🍆: SIGN👅ME💦THE🔥FUCK😍UP👉🏻👌🏻

help?¿?: Sunwoo, I beg you...please let me out this chat before I go insane

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: hoe don't do it

shortdudebutmydicklong: it'll be fun to watch everyone slowly lose their minds🙂

Stressed dad of 11: I THINK WE'RE IGNORING THE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUE HERE

Jeju boy⛰: like what??

Stressed dad of 11: ERIC WHY DO YOU HAVE NUDES ON YOUR PHONE????

smol child👶🏻: .......
Smol child👶🏻: OH HA HA HA DID I WRITE NUDES? LOL I MEANT TO WRITE BOOKS HA HA HA

Old👴🏻: fucking nerd.

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: Leave him alone before I fucking throw you out the window

Old👴🏻: TRY IT YOU STANK ASS BITCH

Jeju boy⛰: did anyone else just hear Eric screaming????

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: he's rolling about on the floor like a fucking armadillo

Stressed dad of 11: that's not important right now

smol child👶🏻: well fuck you too bitch

Stressed dad of 11: I'll whoop your fucking ass if you speak to me like that again

smol child👶🏻: .....
smol child👶🏻: Juyeon????? Help me?????

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: oh hell no
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: Chanhee is easy to fight with but sangyeon could snap your legs before you can say "papi"

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: why would you want to say papi?

Ya boi jae🍆: why wouldn't you? ;)

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: LET ME OUT

Stressed dad of 11: ANYWAY
Stressed dad of 11: Kevin can you forgive us yet?

that home alone kid: hmmm idk it depends

shortdudbutmydicklong: ??????

that home alone kid: can you each give me $5,000

Jeju Boy⛰:

shortdudebutmydicklong: no, but I can scalp you and sell your hair on eBay...I bet that'll rake in some mad stacks

smol child👶🏻: hyunjoon, im sorry for calling you a psychopath earlier, I actually meant changmin

Jeju boy⛰: dude what the fuckkk

that home alone kid: touch my hair and I'll castrate you

smol child👶🏻: okay so apparently the whole group is full of psychopaths, that's good to know

Ya boi jae🍆: I'm honestly speechless

Old👴🏻: that's a first for you🙄

Rap Game strong👅: THATS ENOUGH
Rap Game strong👅: clearly we aren't sorting anything out today so everyone just fuck off before I delete this whole chat

help?¿?: speak to me like that again...I dare you

Rap Game Strong👅: OH MY GOD

(Rap Game Strong👅 has unlocked the Chatroom)

(Rap Game Strong👅 has left)

smol child👶🏻: well he'll get nowhere in life with that attitude

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: hey,  what did I miss?

help?¿?: where were you?

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: ignoring y'all???? didnt know that was a crime????

help?¿?: get out.

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: with pleasure.

(LETHAL WEAPON🔪 has left)

Stressed dad of 11: JACOB THAT ISNT HOW YOURE SUPPOSED TO SPEAK TO THE CHILDREN

help?¿?: I'M PREPARING THEM FOR REAL LIFE

smol child👶🏻: oh thanks, I didn't realise I was living in some fantasy

Ya boi jae🍆: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY?

Old👴🏻: hyunjae now isn't the time

Stressed dad of 11: ERIC SHUT THE FUCK UP

help?¿?: TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT AGAIN AND YOU'LL GET MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS

Stressed dad of 11: OH SO YOU CAN TALK TO HWALL LIKE SHIT BUT I CANT DO THE SAME TO ERIC????

help?¿?: ERIC IS A BABY, HWALL IS AN
A D U L T

Old👴🏻: can you guys just fight each other irl already, I'm getting real sick and tired of all these notif's

Stressed dad of 11: FINE

(Stressed dad of 11 has left)
(help?¿? has left)

Jeju Boy⛰: chanhee? Not wanting to witness a fight? Unheard of

Old👴🏻: there's only so many notifications I can take before I want to shove my phone up somebodies ass

smol child👶🏻: your kinks are getting out of control

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: Eric, I thought you weren't allowed to kink shame people?

smol child👶🏻: I thought you were the lanky bag of bones that sits in the corner and doesn't talk??? Guess we were both mistaken🐸☕️

(King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️ has left)

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: Eric wtf has gotten into you? Just bc you share a room with Chanhee that doesn't mean that you need to act like him

Old👴🏻: don't blame me for his shitty attitude, I'm not his dad

smol child👶🏻: GUYS IM CURRENTLY LOCKED IN THE CLOSET

ya boi jae🍆: ugh Eric come out already we all know you're gay

smol child👶🏻: ...what?
smol child👶🏻: NO I MEAN IM LITERALLY LOCKED IN THE CLOSET
smol child👶🏻: SOMEONE HELP ME

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: why are you in the closet?

smol child👶🏻: YOUNGHOON IS OUTSIDE THE BEDROOM DOOR AND IM S C A R E D
smol child👶🏻: IM JUST A SMOL BEAN SOMEONE PLZ HELP ME
smol child👶🏻: IM SORRY FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE EARLIER

that home alone kid: gimme $5,000 and I'll help you

smol child👶🏻: THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE? IM A CHILD, DUMBASS

that home alone kid: oops looks like you need to suffer

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: fucking hell do I need to do everything in this damn group?

smol child👶🏻: PLZ HURRY UP HE'S BREJHWODBDALBDKS

(smol child👶🏻 has left)

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: for fuck sake

(1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺 has left)

shortdudebutmydicklong: ahh the sweet sound of pain and suffering

Jeju boy⛰: okay changmin real talk
Jeju boy⛰: when are you gonna be normal again? Bc right now you're an actual psychopath

that home alone kid: at least you don't need to share a room with him

shortdudebutmydicklong: this is the real me🙂

(shortdudebutmydicklong has left)

Ya boi jae🍆: again with that fucking smiley face....

Jeju Boy⛰: Kevin, why do you need $5,000 so badly?

that home alone kid: ...you'll see

(that home alone kid has left)

Old👴🏻: it's times like this where I look like one of the normal ones

Jeju boy⛰: it's scary bc it's true
Jeju boy⛰: I'm gonna go and drown my sorrows
Jeju boy⛰: if you don't see me for a while I've probably passed out somewhere

(Jeju boy has left)

Old👴🏻: am I the last one on here?

Ya boi jae🍆: it's me and you bby ;)

Old👴🏻: nope.

(Old👴🏻 has left)

Ya boi jae🍆: oh...okay then :'((

(Ya boi Jae🍆 has left)

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