It was exactly 4 am in the morning and all the GOM except Kuroko were sitting in their 'hide out', which is a closet that belonged to Akashi. They were all having their 964th annual Kuroko fan club meeting where all the GOM discusses their current progress in trying to have a relationship with Kuroko.
"Since I am the president of this fan club, I shall start the discussion," Akashi said proudly.
"So how close is everyone with Kuroko? Any hugs? And if any of you had a KISS with Tetsuya I will personally dismember your body give it to dogs."
Everyone gulped in fear.
Kise rose his hand shakenly and stated, "I and Kuroko-cchi held hands while getting coffee!"
"Hmph I and Tetsu met a fan at the store and they took a picture of us. I can already hear the fans yelling 'Aokuro'"
"Well I and Kuro-chin were cuddling, but evil Mido-chin interrupted us."
"Not my fault you two wouldn't wake up." Midorima huffed.
"No, No Mido-chin was just jealous!" Murasakibara yelled childishly while pointing his finger at the *cough* carrot.
"I was not -Canada!"
"Besides... I saw K-Kuroko n-n*ked."
The room was silent. Midorima instantly regretted saying that.
But surprising the red demon only smirked.
"You did Shintaro? Well I and Tetsuya did *bleep* things and his *bleep* felt so *bleep* and he looked so *bleep* and so what I did is *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*"
yep. that's the end of the
chapter.... and book
just kidding! HAppy eaRly APRIL fooooools!!!!!!!!
mkay mkay now back to the story.
{Real} Story:
the day after the concert.
It was currently 10 am and all the GOM members were all sleeping soundly. Akashi and Kuroko in their bed. Aomine and Kise sleeping in their bed too (not to mention snoring so loud). Murasakibara and Midorima were also sleeping in their bed too.
(A/N: That's right your author is a secret Murasakibara x Midorima shipper! HUUHEE hHEEE)
The most surprising of this development is that all of them including Midorima slept through their alarms.
Knowing it was the very special day of the month (more like year).
It was their rest day!
Usually, after very tiring concerts, their boss gives them a rest day, but sometimes the band doesn't even rest on their rest day. They would just use the day to finish any work, but not today. They were too exhausted to do any work.
But of course... someone just HAS to ruin their rest day.
The sounds of loud knocking filled the dorm.
"OI! KUROKO YOU SAID YOU'LL TRAIN ME. AND THE BOSS SAID YOU WEREN'T BUSY!!" A tall redhead was knocking furiously at the door and was too stubborn to stop.
And well... the knocking never stopped.
Kuroko tried to get up and answer the door, but Akashi just pulled him back into the bed. Kuroko was too tired to protest, so the teal head fell back asleep. Akashi smirked silently because his Tetsuya was in his arms.
Murasakibara was just sleeping through the noise. Midorima was pressing two pillows on his head while muttering things something along the lines of 'idiot', 'how are you this stupid', and 'get the hell out'.
Kise found earplugs in his drawers that he received from a fan. Kise put them on a fell back asleep. And so the blonde was sleeping peacefully while surrounded by a crap ton pillows.
And that just leaves Aomine. Aomine was tired of the noise and got up from his and Kise's bed and opened the door.
"Shut the hell up Bakagami," Aomine said crankily. Before Kagami could even respond, Aomine slammed the door in his face and went back to bed.
Then the knocking got louder.
Kuroko finally got up, but Akashi tried to pull him back onto the bed so Kuroko just pushed Akashi on to the floor when. Akashi stayed on the floor, his legs were too tired to go back to the bed. Kuroko walked towards the door and opened it swiftly. And saw the cause of his horrible morning.
"Yo Kuroko help me practice-"
"No." Kuroko interrupted him, "Cook everyone breakfast first."
Kagami was about to yell back, but he kept his mouth shut as he realized how much a demon Kuroko is when waking up.
(Not even Akashi can handle morning Kuroko, surprisingly only Midorima can)
Kagami just sighed and went to the kitchen and started to cook.
Kuroko went back to his and Akashi's bed and slept once again while waiting for Kagami to cook him something.
Kagami went to the kitchen which was surprisingly the biggest part of the apartment. Kagami starts to rummage through the refrigerator and pantry looking for anything that could fill the six idiots.
Kagami took out some eggs, bacon, pancakes, and fruits.
The redhead started to cook the eggs and the pancakes. The nice sweet aroma led to Murasakibara and Midorima's room making Murasakibara fall off their bed and follow the scent. Midorima followed reluctantly because he wasn't able to fall back to sleep.
"Ah, Kaga-chin was the one making the noise. Such a baka." Murasakibara said as he entered the kitchen.
Kagami only ignored him and focused on cooking.
"Oi Kagami never knock on the door like that ever again - nanadayo," Midorima said slightly irritated from being woken up.
Kagami just sighed and continued cooking.
Very soon Kise and Aomine came in.
"Hey Bakagami! Who let you in!?" Aomine yelled.
"Kuroko did," Kagami responded not really paying attention as he was cooking the bacon.
Aomine didn't respond and watched Kagami cook the bacon while drooling all over the table. Kise was also trying to steal a fruit from a basket that was next to Kagami. Funny how Kise was stealing fruit from his own house.
Next Kuroko and Akashi went to the kitchen with Akashi grumbling that his back hurts from falling on the floor. Kuroko just ignored Akashi's complaints.
"Good morning everyone."
"Good morning Kuroko/Kuroko-cchi/Kuro-chin/Tetsu/Tetsuya"
Kagami just kept cooking while everyone waited silently for the food.
tiny time skip:
"Hey! The foods ready!" Kagami yelled pushing plates towards the GOM members.
"I never knew Kagami-kun was chief," Kuroko stated while trying one of the strawberry pancakes.
"Yup. Self-taught too." Kagami stated proudly.
"I can cook too Tetsuya." Akashi said in a 'matter-a-fact' tone.
"I can too Kuroko-cchi!"
"I was taught too -nanadayo"
"I can make instant ramen Tetsu"
"I always cook for Kuro-chin. You all are liars."
Kuroko sighed and kept eating ignoring the other GOM members.
"Since I cooked for you all, Kuroko can you train me again?" Kagami asked hopefully.
"Sure." Kuroko agreed not seeing the problem in helping the trainee.
"Wait. Tetsuya don't we have an interview tomorrow? It's an all English interview so I need your help teaching Atsushi, Aomine, and Kise." Akashi said trying to interrupt the conversation
Everyone except Kuroko and Kagami nodded agreeing to Akashi.
"Akashi-Kun you're the leader. You do it." Kuroko said tired of constantly being asked for help from Akashi.
Akashi didn't respond and only angrily stabbed the perfectly crisp bacon.
RIP Bacon-kun
Kagami smiled victoriously knowing he'll be alone with Kuroko.
time skip:
Kuroko finished eating and went with Kagami to the old company building where they will be practicing.
{Same place from when he first met Kagami.}
But not knowing they were being followed.
When they arrived at the dance room, they both stretched and Kuroko started to teach Kagami some his dance moves from the GOM's recent song:
Kuroko notice Kagami was struggling to learn his part of the dance, so he changed the lesson and taught him how to dance to Aomine's part. Kagami was soon dancing with ease.
While Kuroko and Kagami were dancing a hidden dark figure snuck something into Kuroko's bag.
"Kagami-Kun why don't you ask Aomine and Kise to teach you how to improve in dancing? They are two main dancers in the group." Kuroko asked.
Kagami only shook his head, "I don't wanna ask those two idiots."
Kuroko only sighed at his stubbornness.
They continued practicing for a few more hours and then stopped to rest.
Kuroko went to his bag to get his water bottle but saw an envelope placed into his bag.
"I don't remember this being here."
Kuroko opened the letter and a whole bunch of photos of him fell out. All the photos contain images of him everywhere. The bedroom. The kitchen. The bathroom. Even photos of when him and Kise were getting coffee.
Kuroko found a letter hidden within the countless number of photos.
Kuroko immediately dropped the letter as it was written in someone else's blood.
"Dear Kuroko Tetsuya,
Hey T. Remember me? From highschool? You're current lover? Well it seems you forgot about me. So very sad though. We did so much together. We were married. We had kids. But why did you run away? All I did was admire you. You were my everything.
Why are you always hanging out with the GOM so much? Are you cheating on me? You are mine. I would die for you. If you don't love me I will kill myself. I don't care how many fans you have. You are mine forever.
See you at home honey~
-Your lover"
"Yo Kuroko are you alright?"
"I need to call Sei-kun."
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this chapter was inspired by many idol's sasaeng fans experiences that i read online. sasaeng fans are fans who are stalkers and have no respect for their idols privacy.
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a/n:
sorry again for a lack of updates that past two weeks. i've been busy moving into a new home and studying for a big test. i had no wifi to upload chapters. so im using my data. but good news!
back to the regular updating schedule this week and so on.
TO BE CONTINUED