stella artois:
dj
stella artois:
dj
stella artois:
i have a hypothetical problem
not dj tanner:
hypothetical you say
stella artois:
yes hypothetical
stella artois:
so say if i were to hypothetically be attracted to a co star
stella artois:
how would i hypothetically approach that hypothetical situation
not dj tanner:
STELLA
not dj tanner:
WHO IS THIS HYPOTHETICALLY ABOUT
stella artois:
NOBODY
not dj tanner:
omg is it jack
stella artois:
no
not dj tanner:
is it me
stella artois:
LMAOO no honey sorry
not dj tanner:
IS IT JOE
stella artois:
this is HYPOTHETICAL
not dj tanner:
i'm crying is it joe
not dj tanner:
god you're both fucking dorks
stella artois:
um rude
stella artois:
i never said it was joe
not dj tanner:
did you say it wasn't joe
stella artois:
i didn't know he sang
not dj tanner:
IS IT JOE
stella artois:
but he's in a band and they make really good music???
not dj tanner:
STELLA YOU'RE IGNORING ME
stella artois:
YOU NEVER ANSWERED ME
not dj tanner:
you never answered me bitch
stella artois:
DEE JAY
not dj tanner:
okay here's my advice
not dj tanner:
if it's like matteo or something good luck charlie he's very gay
stella artois:
ITS NOT MATTEO OR JACK LMAO
stella artois:
they love each other too much
not dj tanner:
so hypothetically
not dj tanner:
tell him you want to rehearse and make out with him
stella artois:
see this is what we not finna do
not dj tanner:
just text him
stella artois:
um
stella artois:
and say hey i wanted to give steve harrington the succ!!!
not dj tanner:
IT IS JOE
not dj tanner:
I'M FUCKING CRYIENTNFB
stella artois:
FUCK
stella artois:
I DIDNT MEAN THAT
not dj tanner:
mhm
stella artois:
okay okay fine please don't say anything
sent with invisible ink
stella artois:
i don't need it to be weird on set
stella artois:
especially when we have to kiss and stuff oh mryty66 godksbd
not dj tanner:
aaaah young love
stella artois:
WHY DID WE AGREE TO THIS SOFTCORE PORN MUSICAL
not dj tanner:
STELLA SHHH
not dj tanner:
you guys would make hot children
stella artois:
shut up dj
not dj tanner:
omg you think you can get me with that snack™️ dacre
not dj tanner:
we can double date
stella artois:
hey
stella artois:
no
not dj tanner:
i'm telling joe
stella artois:
SHDBWJDJWOW
stella artois:
is this an ultimatum
not dj tanner:
lmao no i'm just playing
not dj tanner:
maybe
stella artois:
fuck fuck fuck
stella artois:
DJ HE TEXTED ME
stella artois:
WHAT DID TOU SAT TO HIB
not dj tanner:
I DIDNT
not dj tanner:
maybe he's the fbi agent assigned to your phone
stella artois:
i'm gonna piss myself
not dj tanner:
:)
stella artois:
WHAT DO I SAY
not dj tanner:
it'd be nice if you told me what he said first
stella artois:
no time i'm gonna go die bye
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joe something:
hiiii stell you busy??
stella artois:
hey!! what's up :)
joe something:
i wanted to see if you wanted to run lines?
joe something:
and maybe grab something to eat??
joe something:
i mean only if you want to you know
stella artois:
um i'm starving
stella artois:
that's a big fat yes from me
joe something:
8-)
stella artois:
what the fuck is that
joe something:
wow, you're gonna be mean to my choice of emoticon after we sang come on eileen together?
stella artois:
i mean
stella artois:
i don't know what to say
stella artois:
i'm sorry dear
joe something:
make it up to me by being ready in five i'm gonna pick you up
stella artois:
DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE READY IN FIVE MINUTES
not delivered
stella artois:
5 sounds great :)) see you soon!!
joe something:
8-)
stella artois:
oh my god
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tagged: stellagrey
uncle_jezzy: she had one (1) glass of wine with lunch and now she won't get out of my car
4,531 comments
user1: who is this??
nattyiceofficial: girl crush
user2: ^ tbh
charlie.r.heaton: ;(
user3: omg stella
user3: i ship
djcarper: me too bud ^^
dacremontgomery: oh hey djcarper
stellagrey: i'm not even drunk i'm just quirky uwu
stellagrey: djcarper i don't know u
uncle_jezzy: stellagrey what does this "uwu" mean
user4: i'm crying i love stella
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stellagrey: i tried to sneak a photo and joe decided to model for gq instead
tagged: uncle_jezzy
2,771 comments
user1: FUCK
user2: mommy
gabbyb: bye
uncle_jezzy: you're just mad because i did it on em
stellagrey: uncle_jezzy i'm gonna pretend like you didn't just type that
user3: JOE IS SO HOT STELLA IS HOT MAKE CHILDREN
dacremontgomery: sorry user3 joes mine :(
user3: IM CRYING DACRE
stellagrey: dacremontgomery hi i dont know you but i just snorted
djcarper: inter. esting.