Carter;
Just got a shit ton of your texts. I wasn’t ignoring you purposely. Sometimes my phone does this cute thing where if I have too many messages in my inbox, it will delay other messages until I clear it. I’m glad your date went okay, Li. You deserve a nice girl—not like that Cammie girl. She’s ick. You don’t date ick, okay?
And trust me. You should be praising the dating gods that she wasn’t like me.
Liam;
You’re alive!
I thought you were mad I went on a date.
Carter;
Why would I be mad? It’s not like we’re dating. Hell, it’s not like I date anyone. You’re a growing man Li, you need to get laid.
Liam;
You didn’t just say that.
Carter;
Daniel Tosh has no morals for his show.
We’d made wonderful friends.
Are you secretly Tosh?
Liam;
If one of us was secretly Daniel Tosh it would be you, carter.
Carter;
I’d marry him. Excepts for I think he might be gay.
Liam;
I wonder about you.
Carter;
Go ahead and say it.
Liam;
You’re odd.
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Crappy update but I had a bit of time to update. I’m going to be posting a chapter of Acceptance sometime soon, so yay.
LIAM PAYNE SAW A VIDEO AND PHOTO OF MINE. HE KNOWS I EXIST. GOODBYE.