(Stressed dad of 11, help?¿?, Ya boi Jae🍆, Jeju Boy⛰, smol child👶🏻, Old👴🏻, shortdudebutmydicklong, 1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺, Rap Game Strong👅, LETHAL WEAPON🔪 have logged on)
smol child👶🏻: happy birthday, Hyunjoon and Haknyeon. I hope you both continue to be fuckboys and break hearts
Jeju Boy⛰: idk if I should thank you or punch you...
Rap Game Strong👅: Happy Birthday homies
King of Visuals🤷🏻♂️: Cancelled. Happy birthday to you both. I hope it's blessed by thy booty
shortdudebutmydicklong: okay Shakespeare put your dick away.
shortdudebutmydicklong: Happy Birthday, dumbasses
Ya Boi Jae🍆: Happy Birthday Kids
help?¿?: Happy Birthday. You're both gonna need to share the cake bc we're broke af and could only afford one
Old👴🏻: Happy Birthday, Headasses
Stressed dad of 11: Happy Birthday to two of the most normal people I know
Stressed dad of 11: if only all these other assholes could be like you two
Jeju Boy⛰: erm thanks I guess????
smol child👶🏻: hwall, are you not gonna say thanks to us?
LETHAL WEAPON🔪: what is there to be thankful for?
LETHAL WEAPON🔪: we're one year closer to death
Old👴🏻: the chat just got dark real quick
Stressed dad of 11: now...onto the real business....
Stressed dad of 11: whoever thE FUCK IS PLAYING BIG TIME RUSH AT 3AM IS GOING TO GET MY FOOT SHOVED UP THEIR ASS
Stressed dad of 11: I AINT PLAYING YOUR FUCKING GAMES TODAY, SATAN
smol child👶🏻: big time rush are my daddies
Jeju Boy⛰: Eric....no.....
smol child👶🏻: what?
help?¿?: you're supposed to be a child of god
shortdudebutmydicklong: who the fuck is big time rush
Jeju boy⛰: get the fuck out this chat, you uncuLTURED SWINE
LETHAL WEAPON🔪: what happened?
shortdudebutmydicklong: Bitch can you read?
LETHAL WEAPON🔪: what's up, I'm Hwall, I'm 18, and I never fucking learned how to read
Stressed dad of 11: GUYS NONE OF YOU HAVE TOLD ME WHOS PLAYING THE MUSIC
help?¿?: ....I know who it is
Stressed dad of 11: JACOB I SWEAR IF ITS YOU-
help?¿?: ITS NOT ME CALM YOUR TITTIES
Stressed dad of 11: who is it then
help?¿?: ....it's Kevin
Stressed dad of 11: Kevin?????
Stressed dad of 11: wait a minute
Stressed dad of 11: he's not in the chat
Stressed dad of 11: Jacob what did you do?
help?¿?: ME?! BITCH IM NOT THE ONE THAT "forgot" HIS BIRTHDAY
Stressed dad of 11: WE DIDNT FORGET HIS BIRTHDAY
Stressed dad of 11: NOW TELL ME WHY HE'S PLAYING BIG TIME RUSH AT 3AM
LETHAL WEAPON🔪: dude, go and ask him????
Stressed dad of 11: I cba getting up????
LETHAL WEAPON🔪: oh I see how it is...lazy headass
Ya boi Jae🍆: wow....
Ya boi Jae🍆: wild
Old👴🏻: he turns 18 and suddenly he's an arrogant lil bitch
LETHAL WEAPON🔪: WHAT DOES A MAN NEED TO DO TO GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET AROUND HERE?!
(LETHAL WEAPON🔪 has left)
Jeju boy⛰: wow old age really hit him hard
Stressed dad of 11: stfu you're literally a year older than him
Stressed dad of 11: JACOB TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO KEVIN
Stressed dad of 11: ITS TIRED AND IM LATE
smol child👶🏻: sangyeon.exe has stopped working
help?¿?: erm...I think you got that saying wrong
Stressed dad of 11: Do I look like I give a fuck?
Stressed dad of 11: stop changing the subject and tell me about Kevin
help?¿?: basically he was fed up with the fuckery in this chat so he asked me if I could boot him out....
help?¿?: so I did
Old👴🏻: wait
Old👴🏻: .....
Old👴🏻: YOU CAN DO THAT?
Old👴🏻: WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?
Old👴🏻: I WOULDVE GOTTEN RID OF ALL YOU FAKE BITCHES BY NOW
Old👴🏻: NEXT PERSON TO PISS ME OFF IS GETTING BOOTED OUT THE CHAT
Ya boi Jae🍆: I don't think you can do that
Old👴🏻: oh really?😊
(Old👴🏻 has ejected Ya boi Jae🍆 from the chat)
Old👴🏻: ANYONE ELSE WANNA TEST ME TODAY
King of Visuals🤷🏻♂️: Chanhee you didn't need to do that
Old👴🏻: if you're that bothered go and fuck him to cheer him up sweetie xo
(Old👴🏻 has ejected King of Visuals🤷🏻♂️ from the chat)
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: oh my fucking god
Old👴🏻: do you want kicked out as well?
Stressed dad of 11: CHANHEE STOP KICKING EVERYONE OUT THE GC
Stressed dad of 11: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE STARTED JACOB?
help?¿?: OH SO NOW THIS IS MY FAULT?
Stressed dad of 11: YEAH IT IS ACTUALLY BC YOURE THE ONE THAT TOLD EVERYONE THAT THEY CAN EJECT PEOPLE FROM THE CHAT
help?¿?: YOURE THE ONE THAT WOULDNT HOP OFF MY DICK AND LET ME LIVE
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: this chat is fucking wild today
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: we've got Kevin being a whiny little bitch, Jacob and sangyeon are at each other's throats, Chanhee finally figured out he can kick people out of the gc and to top all that off Hyunjoon is having a midlife crisis at the age of 18
Jeju Boy⛰: EXCUSE ME
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: ????????
Jeju Boy⛰: IM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY?????
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: Happy fucking Birthday you piece of shit
Jeju Boy⛰: wow...
Jeju Boy⛰: I wish I never reminded you now
(Jeju Boy⛰ has left)
Rap Game Strong👅: honestly Kevin deserved everything that he got
smol child👶🏻: Jesus Christ...who shit on your pillow?
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: what the fuck? Someone took a shit on Sunwoo's pillow? Y'all are going to fucking hell
smol child👶🏻: i'M SCREAMING
smol child👶🏻:
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: ??????im being serious??????
Old👴🏻: he didn't mean someone literally shit on Sunwoo's pillow, dumbass
(1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺 has ejected Old👴🏻 from the chat)
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: well I've done my good deed for the year
Stressed dad of 11: STOP KICKING EVERYONE OUT THE GODDAMN CHAT
shortdudebutmydicklong: kicking people is my kink
(smol child👶🏻 has ejected shortdudebutmydicklong from the chat)
smol child👶🏻: we don't put up with those sorts of kinks in this good chRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD
(help?¿? has ejected smol child👶🏻 from the chat)
help?¿?: I told him not to kink shame people
help?¿?: but he didn't listen
Rap Game Strong👅: Is no one gonna ask me why I think Kevin deserves everything he got????
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: we don't care.
Rap Game Strong👅: fuck you guys.
(Rap Game Strong👅 has left)
help?¿?: what in tarnation?
Stressed dad of 11: Jacob stop pretending to have morals
help?¿?:
Stressed dad of 11: try me bitch
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1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺:
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happy birthday to my two precious bbys💕