(The picture isn't Glitter Gay Force, but I had to show it, because the Dokis with their hair the opposite length is the cutest thing I've seen in a long time oh my god especially Yuri and Natsuki XD but I just want to say Monika is best girl. The other three are just joint second XD)
Me: Du bist ein einhorn. *turns to Emily* DU BIST EIN EINHORN. *points at Emily*
Emily: Wat.
Me: *sighs* I just said, DU BIST EIN EINHORN.
Emily: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Me: It's German for "You are a unicorn", idiot.
Emily: Oh. Oooooooooh.
Me: Du hast einen Modellflugzeug.
Emily: I DON'T KNOW GERMAN OKAY OKAY.
Me: You have a model aeroplane. Idiot.
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Me: Kelsey and April, you are the vi- I mean subjects of the first dare!
Kelsey: *the potion has worn off because it was one chapter* YES. I'M GONNA BE GAY.
April: Kelsey, we don't even know if it's a gay dare...
Me: It's gay. Sehr Gay™.
Chloe: *whispers* I don't think they know German.
Me: VERY GAY.
Kelsey: YES. YES.
Me: You and April are going on a date to Japan.
Lily: THAT'S WHERE YAYOI IS.
Me: Yeah. *clicks fingers*
**April and Kelsey appear in Japan**
Kelsey: *whispers* I don't know any Japanese. Do you?
April: *whispers* I don't either.
Kelsey: Um... We have no money...
*lots of money appears*
April: There we go.
Kelsey: Let's go somewhere then.
April: Way ahead of you. *walks up to a restaurant*
Kelsey: Oh. Okay.
*they walk into the restaurant*
Kelsey: *whispers* I CAN'T READ ANYTHING.
*April and Kelsey leave the restaurant*
April: Let's just... Uh... Go to a park or something...
Kelsey: Sure.
Kelsey and April: *walk to the park*
??? : Stop being babies! You are both attracted to each other!
Kelsey: That sounds familiar...
??? : It's just a date in the park!
April: Isn't that...
Kelsey and April: MIYUKI?
Miyuki: WHO SAID MY NAME.
Kelsey: WE DID.
Miyuki: OH HAI AMERICAN NAO AND AKANE! *waves* COME AND JOIN US!
Nao and Akane: IT'S THEM. *cower away from the Gays™*
Yayoi: IS IT JUST YOU TWO?
Kelsey: Yeah?
April: It's that ask or dare torture stuff.
Reika: Interesting.
Miyuki: COME AND JOIN US! YOU CAN DO A DOUBLE DATE WITH NAO AND AKANE!
Kelsey: *in awe* D-double date?
April: *faints because of the gayness*
Nao: OH MY GOD SHE'S DEAD.
Akane: Oh wow.
Kelsey: She's not dead. Her Gaydar™ has overworked by the idea of a double date with our Japanese counterparts.
Yayoi: *bouncing up and down* Gaydar? Wait, I mean, Gaydar™?
Miyuki: NAO WHERE IS YOUR GAYDAR™?
Nao: U-um...
Akane: Hush, little Miyuki, she is not ready for such important knowledge to be received in to her mind.
Miyuki: Oh.
April: *comes back to the real world* SO ARE WE DOING THE DOUBLE DATE?
Yayoi: YES. LET'S GO MIYUKI AND REIKA!
Yayoi, Miyuki and Reika: *walk off*
Nao: U-um...
Kelsey: So...
April: What are we gonna...
Akane: This is awkward.
Kelsey: You're telling me!
*later*
Nao: So, um...
Reika: *runs in urgently* NAO... AKANE... You haven't done your homework!
Nao and Akane: YOU'RE RIGHT WE SHOULD GO.
Kelsey and April: Bye?
**at the lair**
Me: *clicks my fingers*
Kelsey and April: *appear*
Me: Okaaaaaaaaay next dare! *reads it* Oho! *starts laughing* Oh this is gonna go so badly! *wipes a tear away from laughing so much*
Emily: Um can we just do the dare?
Me: Are you sure you want to know what it is?
Emily: Can we just do it?
Me: Okay then. Emily, you have to come out to everyone!
Kelsey: WHAT DID I MISS.
Me: Not a lot. Just Emily revealing that she isn't straight.
Emily: No... No... No... No... *laughs hysterically* I CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T DO THIS. I'M NOT READY.
Lily: Emily, it'll all be fine. Don't worry.
April: WAIT WHY DOES LILY KNOW.
Chloe: I know as well.
April: WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW EXCEPT ME AND KELSEY? *looks at Me*
Me: Hey hey, don't blame me! Emily, just tell them.
Emily: *starts crying hysterically*
Lily: Emily, it'll be fine once you do it... *hugs Emily*
Chloe: It'll all be fine.
April: Emily, there's no need to be scared...
Kelsey: We will accept it, no matter what.
Emily: *smiles even though she's crying*
Lily: See? It'll all be fine!
Emily: *sniffs and wipes away tears*
Me: Just do it already.
Emily: Way to ruin an emotional moment.
Me: Oh sheesh, sorry.
Emily: Better be.
Me: *rolls eyes*
Emily: Guys I... I'm... I'm bisexual.
Everyone: *starts crying tears of joy*
April: WE KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU EMILY.
Kelsey: WHERE'S THE RAINBOW SUIT.
Emily: *sighs* And this is exactly why I didn't want to tell everyone.
Lily: I think what she meant to say was DON'T GET THE RAINBOW SUIT.
Me: Exactly. *sips tea because I've adapted to it because I live somewhere*
Kelsey: Oh.
April: Aaaaaaaaaw! *pouts*
Chloe: Emily, is there anything else you want to say?
Emily: No?
Chloe: *looks at Lily pointedly*
Emily: Chloe. That's enough, thank you.
Chloe: EMILY LIKES-
Emily: IT'S NOT WHO SHE SAYS IT IS.
Chloe: LILY.
Lily: *faints because the love of her life loves her back*
Emily: *faints because the love of her life has fainted because her love of her life loves her*
Me: OTP.
Kelsey: Emililiy confirmed?
April: Emilily confirmed.
Chloe: Emilily is real.
Me: Emilily.
April: Fabulous contribution. *wipes a tear away*
Me: So the next dare is for Lily and Chloe to start a fanfiction club and write loads of Kapril fanfiction.
Lily: *wakes up* KAPRIL? FANFICTIONS? IN THE SAME SENTENCE? I AM SO DOWN!
Chloe: Let's do it then.
Lily and Chloe: *walk off*
Emily: *wakes up and starts crying* My wife... *runs after them* HEY! WAIT! I'M JOINING THE CLUB!
Me: Welp. This OTP is real.
Chloe: *stops walking* So real. *wipes a tear away* I'll never have a girlfriend.
Me: No you won't. As the author of this book, I decide what happens, and because I don't ship you with anyone... *clicks fingers*
Chloe: *is now proud to be single forever* I AM PROUD TO BE SINGLE FOREVER.
April: *is just standing there being forgotten like I do with my least favourite characters DON'T JUDGE MEH*
Me: Okay. *pauses* Um, Chloe, you're meant to be at the fanfiction club?
*meanwhile, at the FanfictionClub™*
Emily: *just sitting there awkwardly because she loves Lily so much*
Lily: *is extremely uncomfortably aware of the fact that Emily is just staring at Lily like a stalker and also of the fact she's still a neko while also writing fanfiction about Kapril*
Chloe: *walks in like a proud single pansexual* Oh. *walks out because she can't handle the tension*
*like half an hour later because Emily was in a trance like that one chapter*
Me: Next dare! April has to punch a stone wall, and if her arm breaks, she has to blame Emily.
Emily: *pouts* I'm always the victim...
April: You're not the one who might break her arm right now.
Emily: *points to her broken leg and then to the wheelchair at the other side of the room* I'm sorry but.
Kelsey: True.
Lily: But you're the one who jumped out of a window...
Kelsey: True.
Emily: But only because I was made to come out to you. I wasn't in my right mind.
Kelsey: True.
Chloe: KELSEY CAN YOU SAY ANYTHING BUT TRUE?
Me: Everyone be quiet and witness April's pain- I mean watch April's display of strength. *clicks fingers and a stone wall appears*
April: *punches the wall* OW MY GOD OW OW OW OW I JUST FELT EVERY BONE IN MY HAND CRACK.
Kelsey: I HEARD THAT OH MY GOD EMILY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
Emily: *crying* I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.
April: *points at Emily with her other hand* EMILY YOU DID THIS TO ME.
Emily: *still crying* I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING.
Lily: Don't upset my wife!- I mean what?
Chloe: I heard that.
Me: Next dare! The future Glitter Force daughters have to come here for 3 chapters!
Kelsey: WE HAVE KIDS????
Chloe: Is that scientifically possible?
Me: It's a magical gay anime I'm sure you understand. *clicks fingers*
*the 3 daughters appear*
Emma-daughter of Emily and Lily(don't judge my names): WHERE ARE WE.
Jess-daughter of Kelsey and April: WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
Molly-daughter of Chloe and Rascal: Well, it appears that we are not at home.
Me: WELL HELLO AND WELCOME.
Emily: *whispers to Lily* These are our spawn?
April: I have a daughter?
Chloe: Hello there.
Emma: OH MY GOD WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE.
Me: Hahahahahahahahahaha these are your parents!
Jess: NO WAY MY PARENTS ARE MUCH OLDER AND UGLIER THAN THAT.
Molly: Well, it makes sense.
Me: Introduce yourselves then!
Emily: I'M EMILY.
Kelsey: I am Kelsey, Supreme Gaylord™.
Lily: I'M LILY AND I DEFINITELY DONT DRAW KAPRIL SMUT.
April: I AM APRIL.
Chloe: And I'm the only sane one in the group.
Molly: Well I already know who my Mum is.
Emma: I'M EMMA.
Jess: I'M JESSICA BUT YOU CAN CALL ME JESS.
Molly: I'm Molly.
Emily: How do we know which one is our daughter?
Me: Well it's easy, really. Emma is Emily and Lily's daughter, Jess is Kelsey and April's daughter and Molly is Chloe and Rascal's daughter.
Kelsey: *suddenly remembers that Jess said she'll be ugly in the future* ;-;
Me: Welp next dare! Emily and Lily have to dance the tango as well as Kelsey and April. And you have to wear tango outfits.
Emily and April: *gesture to their broken limbs*
Me:... We'll... Save that dare for later then...
Emily and April: *sigh in relief*
Me:... OR I could heal you and force you to do it anyway. *clicks fingers*
Emily and April: Hooray. *crying inside because they had grown to love their injuries*
Jess: What the hell is going on?
Lily: This is normal, Jess.
Molly: So no one is questioning that we are literally trapped in a room in the past with our 14 year old mothers and a random stranger dictating their every move?
Me: I'm not a stranger...
Emma: Nope. Hey Mum!
Emily and Lily: WHAT.
Emma: LILY MUM. CAN I READ THE KAPRIL FANFICTIONS YOU WILL ALWAYS TALK ABOUT?
Lily: *crying tears of joy* Of course you can, my child. *hands Emma a fanfiction*
Emily: We are really going to raise her with the proper morals. *wipes a tear of joy away*
April: It's so creepy that they're talking in future tense...
Me: Can we do the dare please?
Emily: Oh right! The dare! The dare for me and Lily! That dare. Yes. Yes we can.
Me: Good. *clicks fingers*
Emily, Lily, Kelsey and April: *are now all dressed in tango outfits*
Molly: Mum, is this normal?
Chloe: Yes, Molly. And call me Chloe. *pauses* I'm not ready to be a mother yet.
Emily and Lily: *start dancing*
Kelsey: You know I've never danced the tango, right?
April: Me neither but my guess is that Emily and Lily haven't and look how we'll they're doing it.
Emily and Lily: *have only messed up once*
Kelsey: Okay then...
Kelsey and April: *start dancing but they've already failed miserably*
Me: Welp, next dare! Emily has to sing hello kitty from Avril Lavine.
Emily: Who now.
Me: Just do it.
Emily: *insert song here because I'm too lazy and also I don't know it*
Lily: *wiping a tear away* That... Was so beautiful...
Me: Next dare! Emily has to sit on Lily's lap facing her whenever she doesn't have a dare for four chapters.
Chloe: *crying* Emilily is real...
Emily: Well okay then... *sits on Lily's lap facing Lily*
Lily: *is dying inside because she loves Emily so much*
Emma: HEY MUM IS GONNA DO THAT WHEN YOUR OLDER.
Emily: Oh my god.
Lily: *sweating nervously*
Me: Next dare! April has to watch a video of Chloe strip teasing and lustfully kissing Kelsey.
Chloe and Kelsey: *sweat nervously*
April: Oh fu-
Jess and Molly: *stare at April*
April: -dgesicals. I was gonna say fudgesicals.
Molly: Sure you were. *folds arms*
Me: I like this kid! *sets up a computer and goes into the security camera folder*
Chloe: *is fanning herself anxiously*
Kelsey: It can't be that bad, right?
Chloe: *is hyperventilating*
Molly: Is Mu- I mean, Chloe, alright?
Chloe: *is whiter than white* Do I look okay to you?
Me: Welp, here we go! *starts recording and shows April*
Jess, Emma and Molly: *crowd around the computer behind April*
Chloe: *fans herself while hyperventilating*
April: *watching Chloe strip tease Kelsey* This doesn't seem too... Oh my god... Oh no. OH MY GOD. OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD. I CAN'T LOOK ANY MORE BUT AT THE SAME TIME... OH MY FRICKING GOD. MY POOR EYES. MY POOR KELSEY.
Molly: I think I'm going to disown her... *stares at the screen in horror*
Jess: *watching with starry eyes because it's extremely interesting*
Emma: I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or cover my eyes...
*distant meowing in the distance*
April: Okay this shouldn't be too- OH MY FREAKING GOD NO YOU ARE MAKING KELSEY UNCOMFORTABLE NO MY POOR BABY CHILD.
Me: Okay next dare! Chloe, you have to strip down into your underwear and jump into a pool of ice cold water, then get out and hug everyone while you're still wet.
Chloe: *is only just recovering* Okay then... *walks off*
Me: So...
Molly: Is this normal?
Me: Yes.
Emma: DO YOU HAVE A NAME?
Me: I do but one, it happens to be the same as someone in this room, and two I'd prefer to be anonymous. Three, I'd just cringe a lot. So refer to me as... Um... Just call me something like Author. I really need an original name.
Emily: Do you have something that makes you stand out?
Me: Well, not exactly. Just call me Author.
Lily: Okay then, Author-san.
Chloe: *comes out in her underwear*
Me: Okay then. *clicks fingers*
My cat: *appears*
Me: God damn it. *clicks fingers*
*my cat disappears and a pool of ice cold water appears as well as a diving board about 300ft high*
Me: Okay! Chloe, you can do the dare now.
Chloe: Okay then. *starts climbing up the diving board*
Molly: I am actually going to disown her...
Jess: But you're glad you were forced to come here, right? *gives her the lenny face*
Chloe: *dives into the pool* Oh this isn't too bad. *gets out and goes to hug Emily*
Emily: *screams* NO THERE IS VERY PRECIOUS PETER PAN MERCH HERE IF YOU GET IT WET SO HELP ME I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING I'LL REGRET. *runs off*
Chloe: I'll do her later. *hugs Kelsey*
Kelsey: Welp.
Chloe: *hugs Lily*
Lily: *crying* This is the closest I'll ever get to having contact with a naked person.
Chloe: What about Emily? *hugs April*
April: COLD COLD COLD COLD.
Chloe: *goes to hug Emily*
Emily: *sighs*
Chloe: *hugs Emily*
Emily: Okay that's enough. *pushes Chloe away and checks her Peter Pan tee to see if it's wet*
Lily: *can see it's wet* Oh no...
Emily: *notices the water mark*
Chloe: Oh crap.
Molly: *crying* DON'T SWEAR!
Emily: *grabs knife*
Molly: HOLY CRAP.
Jess: That's so ironic.
Emily: *stabs Chloe and runs off laughing hysterically*
Molly: *pulls out the swear jar* Every time you swear, we shall place 50p in the jar.
Me: Welp. *clicks fingers and Chloe comes back to life*
Chloe: HOLY CRAP I DIED.
Molly: Ahem? *holds out the swear jar*
Chloe: What?
Molly: Put 50p in the swear jar. You just swore.
Chloe: *sighs and puts 50p in the swear jar*
Me: I think we should leave Emily alone for a while...
Lily: OTHERWISE SHE'LL RUN AWAY AND END UP IN HOSPITAL LIKE THAT ONE CHAPTER.
Kelsey: It's for the best.
Me: Next dare! Kelsey has to act lustful around April and Chloe and mention RGB a lot for 4 chapters.
Kelsey: Don't I do that anyway?
*record scratches and stops*
Me: U-um, just do it.
Lily: IT'S THE OTP.
Kelsey: *coughs* OT3.
Lily: *starts breathing heavily* The OT3...
Me: Next dare!
Kelsey: Does it involve April or Chloe and I in any way?
Me: Yes. And Emily and Lily.
Lily: *breathes even more heavily* THE OT5.
Chloe: No.
Emma: It's not the same if it doesn't rhyme with ee.
Lily: *hyperventilating* IT'S THE OT5.
Chloe and Emma: *sigh*
Me: Where's Emily?
April: *shoots her hand up* I volunteer.
Me: Go and find her, April. We need her for the dare.
April: *runs off*
*when April eventually finds Emily about 15 minutes later in a cupboard*
April: Emily, there's a dare that involves you.
Emily: *dramatically sobbing* Just go! I don't want to see the sun any more! I only want to be with Peter! Just Peter!
April:... Okay? Why are you in a cupboard anyway?
Emily: I'm reliving my memories for when I eventually die...*sighs* If you couldn't tell, I'm in a closet.
April: Is Peter really worth dying for?
Emily: *starts screaming*
April: WHAT.
Emily: HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?
April: I'll take that as a yes, then.
Emily: Go away. *pulls the door shut*
April: God damn it, Emily. Just come out and do the dare!
Emily: *muffled* I already came out, remember! I'M BISEXUAL.
April: Emily, please, this is not the time. In less than four minutes, I will become incurably hungry and then I will be angry at you.
Emily: I don't care!
April: Well, I'm going then. Don't expect that Peter Pan pillow for your birthday then!
Emily: *laughs hysterically* I have Peter here!
April: Fine, I'm going! *pretends to walk off* Bye Emily! *stops and pauses* For Christ's sake Emily if you don't come out right now I'm destroying every bit of your Peter Pan merchandise!
Emily: I STILL HAVE MY PETER PAN TEE! ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF MY OWN CLOTHING? ARE YOU THAT LOW?
April: Okay, I'll be right back. *runs off and grabs a Peter Pan book and a lighter*
Emily: TAKE YOUR TIME.
April: *about 30 seconds later* Emily, I recommend opening the door right now. Or else, you're not going to like what happens next! *lights the lighter*
Emily: *pushes the door open an inch* And why should I- APRIL NO IF YOU DO THAT I WILL KILL YOU AND DISPOSE OF YOUR BODY LIKE A PROFESSIONAL.
April: That would be murder.
Emily: *eye twitches* I don't care!
April: You would when you get put in prison!
Emily: I WOULDN'T BECAUSE I'D RUN AWAY TO NEVERLAND.
April: Jesus Christ, Emily. *grabs Emily and drags her across the floor to where everyone is waiting*
Emily: *screaming something about priorities*
Me: *rolls eyes* Finally, they've arrived. April, lock the door and all the windows.
April: Aye aye! *locks the door and windows while still dragging Emily across the floor*
Me: So, now that we can finally actually do the dare, the dare is for Kelsey to lick Nutella off of Chloe's lips, then for Chloe to kiss Kelsey, then Chloe has to kiss April, then for Kelsey and April to French kiss. While all of this is happening, Emily and Lily stand in the background wearing shirts that say they're single.
Emily: *scowls* The shirt's right about that.
Kelsey: Ah. I can't wait for the OT3.
Lily: *curled up in a fetal position hyperventilating* THE OT5.
Kelsey: So where's the Nutella?
Me: *clicks fingers* Right here, you were saying?
Kelsey: Touché.
Me: So let's start!
Chloe: *puts Nutella on her lips* I am going to regret this so much...
Kelsey: Hush now, little Chloe. You, April and I were meant to be. *licks the Nutella off*
Emily and Lily: *trying hard not to fangirl too hard*
Chloe: *kisses Kelsey*
Lily: IT'S THE OT5.
Chloe: Jesus Christ... *kisses April*
Kelsey: *evil finger thing* Hahahahaha.... The OT3 is mighty fabulous, if I do say so myself.
April: But... But you did just say that...
Kelsey: It's a figure if speech, April.
Chloe: Kelsey used a figure of speech? *splutters* Yeah, no.
Jess: I can agree with that.
Kelsey: No one asked you, Jess.
Jess: *pouts* Don't talk like that!
Kelsey: Um, excusez moi? I am your mother!
Jess: Not yet you're not.
Me: *laughs*
Kelsey: Anyway, it is time for me to kiss one of my two loves. *kisses April*
Emily: Am I the only one who thinks Kelsey is exaggerating, just a tiny little bit?
Chloe and Molly: Nope.
Me: Weeeeellllp, next dare! Chloe and Kelsey have to make out while everyone shouts at April that they prefer this ship over Kapril.
April: Well.
Chloe: I regret being in the Gay Force so much...
Kelsey: This'll be fun.
Kelsey and Chloe: *make out*
Everyone: THIS SHIP IS BETTER THAN KAPRIL APRIL. THIS SHIP IS LIFE, KAPRIL SUCKS. THIS SHIP IS BETTER. THIS SHIP IS LIFE. KAPRIL DOES NOT EXIST.
April: What the hell.
That one person: *crying* NUUUUUUH, Kapril is life!
April: Thank you!
Everyone: THIS SHIP IS BEST. KAPRIL SUCKS. THIS SHIP IS LIFE. KAPRIL DOES NOT EXIST.
April: I'm curious, how did Emily and Lily agree to do this?
Lily: I was told I'd get an art tablet.
Emily: If I didn't, lovely Author-chan would have thrown me through the locked window. Also, more Peter Pan merch.
April: Oh wow.
Me: WELELEELELELEP NEXT DARE! (please don't judge me it's not even 7am here yet) Everyone has to meet their genderbent crush and share a steamy kiss with them.
Emma: Why did you exaggerate steamy?
Me: I thought it was the key word there. Got a problem with that?
Emma:... No, I don't. I was just asking, jeez.
Molly: What, so the key words there weren't genderbent crush? It was steamy? That's just weird.
Me: *winks* Well, you don't know me. *clicks fingers and their genderbent crush appears in front of them*
Emily: There's like... 2 people in front of me. *gestures to Penelope Pan and Blake (that one chapter)*
Lily: Interesting.
Kelsey: The OT3 is back. Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to guys. *looks at Adam (April) and Carl (Chloe) and sighs*
Lily: I'M BISEXUAL HA. *looks at Emmet (Emily)*
Emily: WAIT IS THAT ME? WHAT THE HELL LILY.
April: Well. *looks at Keith (Kelsey)*
Chloe: There's like literally no one here. *looks around because she hasn't got a crush*
Molly: Priorities my friends, priorities.
Me: Well, go on, you have to kiss them now!
Chloe: I don't have to.
Me: Chloe, we all know that you are a proud single. Suck it up.
Jess: That's gonna change very soon. *gives Molly the lenny face*
Molly: Shut up, Jess.
Emily: You know, Penelope, you're lucky I'm bisexual. *kisses Penelope*
Kelsey: Can I pass?
Me: No.
Kelsey: *whines* BUT I'M A LESBIAN! I DON'T GET ATTRACTED TO MEN! EVEN IF THEY'RE JUST MALE VERSIONS OF MY FEMALE CRUSH!
Me: Just do it, Kelsey.
Lily: I'M SORRY EMMET. *kisses Emmet*
April: I have to get this over with... *kisses Keith*
Kelsey: I really don't want to do this... *kisses Adam*
Emily: And now... Um... Blake... *kisses Blake (because of that one chapter)*
Kelsey: God damn it. *kisses Carl*
Me: That wasn't so hard, was it? *clicks fingers* Next dare! Lily has to roast Kelsey!
Lily: OH WHAT WAIT WHAT NO OH MY GOD WHAT WAIT WHAT.
Me: This... Is gonna take a while...
*ten years later*
Kelsey: Mate, can you like hurry up? I've got important stuff to do. *looks at April and Chloe suggestively*
Chloe: *banging her head against a table repeatedly* Jesus Christ, Kelsey. I'm losing faith in humanity because of you.
Lily: Um... You were dubbed badly!
Kelsey: What. What does that even mean?
Emily: *whispers* It's her hallucinations that we actually aren't real and that we are dubbed and stuff and we're anime characters.
Me: OH MY GOD IT'S- never mind.
Kelsey: That makes sense.
Me: The final dare! Chloe and April have to sing Loathing from Wicked!
Molly: That would actually work, you know.
Me: I don't know. I've forgotten everything about Wicked. IT WAS 3 YEARS AGO. (I actually watched a video on YouTube that had part of that song in, it was a really good song choice for the characters they were doing it for)
Chloe and April:
(I feel like Chloe would be Galinda and April would be Elphaba)
Me: AND FINALLY WE ARE DONE! Remember to ask or dare the Gays™!