FACEBOOK ➵ pjo & hoo

By celestialbarnes

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just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :) More

Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook
You Better Run!
Bucket List
Meeting New Hunters
#ThisIsntTwitter
SERIOUSLY?!
R.I.P. Percabeth
You Can't Talk to Me Like That!
Take A Chill Pill Bro
That Prank Was So Good Even the Stolls Should Be Jealous!
Apply Ice to Burned Area
Even I Would Be Ashamed!
Leo Gets a Girlfriend!
Blowtorches
Connor is the Only Single Person Left?!
After the Party
Percy's Mom
Graffiti
Where's Percy?
Revenge
Urban Dictionary
Fangirl Craziness
Recalculating
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Blackmail
Chess
What About Me?
Bacon Withdrawal
Addicted to Coffee...
Day 1
Leo..?
You Wanna Go?
What Would You Do-ooo For A Klondike Bar?
Oh, Look At That...
Percy in Cocoon Mode
Is Everyone Afraid of Spiders?
It's Just A Dove
Just Stop, Percy
Ramen Noodles
You Calling Me Special?
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Potato
Hump DAAAAAAY
Our Cover Has Been Blown!
Have You Looked At A Calendar Recently?
What Does the Fox Say?
Cray Cray
Percy's New Obsession
That Seems a Bit Extreme
Kitchen Fire
WUB WUB WUB
#YOLO
Oh, the Nostalgia
Trilingual
Well That Escalated Quickly..
Happy Halloween!
Hey Hey Hey
Interpretive Dance
Here We Go Again
Operation Teddy Bear
Operation Teddy Bear [ALTERNATE ENDING]
Spilled Pepsi
The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks
Charmspeaking Percy
Merry Christmas
tumblr
Homo sapiens
Embarrassing Parents
Two Kinds of People
You Did NOT Just Go There
Corrections
Revenge of the Fangirls
Flappy Bird and Demeter's Cereal
Who Keeps Hacking Percy?
The New Age
So Obvious
Embarassing Parents... Still
Lady Gaga Lyrics
Hatless Leaf
Selfies
Densest of Bricks
Jason's Diary
Katy Perry Lyrics, Fancy, and Kissing Clarisse
Thankful
Announcement
Ending #1
Ending #2
Ending #3
Author's Note
Entering the Wattys!
Even Newer Cover/Q and A
Q and A!
Bonus Chapter
Under Editing
New Cover and Updates
Finished with Editing/Bonus Chapter

Apollo's Bad Poems

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By celestialbarnes

Edit 7/5/15: This chapter was edited on July 5.

~~~~~

Apollo has updated his status:

Arty misses me

Because I am so awesome

And so very cool

Comments:

Artemis: Why are you always so conceited, brother? -.-

Apollo: What? Are you on drugs?

I am just making haikus

I am really hot

Artemis: At least you have the correct amount of syllables... You normally don't.

Apollo: At least I'm trying

It is the thought that counts, k?

Apollo is cool

Artemis: Does the last line always have to be about yourself?

Apollo: Yes, it does, sister

Or it could be the middle

I am so awesome

Artemis: Even I could make better poems than you.

Apollo: Is that a challenge?

Well then, challenge accepted

Mine will be better

Artemis: You know what, forget it.

Artemis has logged off.

Apollo: Where did Arty go?

She must be scared of losing

Because I am cool

Artemis has logged on.

Artemis: Stop calling me Arty!!! >:(

Percy Jackson has updated his status:

What's with Apollo speaking in only haikus lately?

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Who knows.

Apollo: I always do this

Like you could do better, kid

I'm so very hot

Annabeth Chase: Oh no...

Percy Jackson: I bet I can do better than you.

Apollo: Go ahead and try

You won't beat me at poems

I'm superior

Percy Jackson: Alright, let me try.

Percy Jackson: Stars are shining bright

Owls hooting in their trees

Silence soon follows

Percy Jackson: Dedicated to my lovely girlfriend ;)

Annabeth Chase: I'm not sure if the end is supposed to mean that it's quiet because the owls got killed...

Percy Jackson: I didn't know how to finish it, so...

Annabeth Chase: I don't think I've ever heard you say a poem before.

Percy Jackson: Eh, don't get used to it.

Percy Jackson: I'm surprised I actually followed the rules of a haiku. I barely passed the poetry unit when we learned it. XD I was just as bad as Apollo

Annabeth Chase: I'm glad you improved, then.

Apollo: Your haiku is bad

Mine makes more sense than yours does

I am very cool

Annabeth Chase: Hate to break it to you, but yours are really bad.

Artemis, Percy Jackson, and 1098 others like this comment.

MidnightDawn_ has updated her status:

Recently, it has come to my attention that someone has copied the description of this story. I will not be saying names, but it is someone else who is writing a Percy Jackson Facebook story. Now, if that person is reading this, you know who you are. All I'm asking is that you please change it. I've had this description since the very first chapter (July 31, 2013). That's all I'm asking. And if that person isn't reading this, then it's just a general message to everybody put there that you shouldn't steal other people's work. You can get in big trouble for it.

This chapter's dedication goes to Jisbonistruelove.

Dedication goes to a commenter!

I just realized that next month this book will officially have it's one year anniversary. :o

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