Emma: Regina
Emma: Regina
Emma: R
Emma: E
Emma: G
Emma: I
Emma: N
Emma: A
Emma: Hello? Are you cheating on me?!
Regina: Sorry, I was sorting your son out
Emma: Our son 😐
Regina: He's yours when he's misbehaving
Emma: What did he do?
Regina: He brought a ducking duck in the house!
Emma: Oh for ducksake 🙄
Regina: I meant ducking
Regina: Ducking!
Regina: DUCKING!!
Emma: Yeah I get it, it was a duck.
Regina: No I'm trying to say ducking but it keeps changing it to ducking!
Regina: DUCK!!
Emma: Yes you've mentioned it was a duck
Regina: F u c king. He brought a f u c king duck in the house
Emma: Y'know, I'd love to duck you
Regina: 😑
Emma: I wanna make you quack
Regina: I'm filing for a divorce
Emma: Oh come on! I can make you quack so loud. Like this!
Regina: I'm seriously married to a ducking child
Emma: Regina 😭😭
Regina: What?
Emma: Quack quack
Regina: Your stuff will be outside when you come home
Emma: No wait I'm sorry
Regina: Goodbye Ms Swan.
Emma: Oh for ducksake
Regina: Just kidding, I love you 😘😘😘
Emma: Duck you
Regina: Yes please 😘😘😘
A/N: Based on real life events that include my good friend EvilRegal10lp!