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By TeaPhillic

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Funny random stuff with a hint of dark humour. Prepare to laugh hideously. A/N: I am not to blame if you are... More

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what makes you cry?
Crashing helicopters
Who is a Husband?
Nuclear Explosion
Idk
seas the day
Sleep walking
Laugh
Idk ok
Whats your problem no title ok!!!
No title or am gonna shoot you
Ugh am sueing you know
Hello 911...
Mega cringe
Signal Error
Current

Social life

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By TeaPhillic

Jane  met a boy during a school trip.  He was sort of mathematically emotional.

Boy:how are u?
Jane: I'm fine.
Boy: do you know that you are the calculus of my eyes, matrix of my heart,when I see you, I feel binomial expansion taking place in my heart.
Jane:(confused) are you sure of what your saying?
Boy: believe me there is no approximation and error in what I said
Jane: okay thank you but......
Boy: in fact you are the vector through which my blood flows the love I have 4 you is in arithmetic progression and it's trigonometric ratio is not in scientific calculator.
Jane: I don't have calculator.
Boy:(annoyed) okey in short I love u so much that the probability I forget you is zero. In statistic I have never loved girl this way. So don't undergo transformation and let our heart be similar and congruent.
Jane: I also love you.
Boy: if you promise me that u will care for me with indefinite integral, I will solve simultaneously all your problems quadratically.
Jane: I don't understand you.
Boy: please you are the only one in my locus and my love for you is in three dimension, so don't feel variation either partially or jointly.
Jane: okay I will join you.
Boy: I am on my way to
commercial arithmetic to buy some linear programing.
Jane: I didn't know that you are such fluent in English
Boy: ( laughing) this is nothing, you will see when I go to university.
Jane: by the way, which university do you want to join ?
Boy: I will join university of tangent in chord city to pursue a degree in further logarithm .
Jane : that is great, bye.
Boy: see you

#Bookworm love 😂😂

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