Pidge: WELCOME TO TED TALK WITH MATT, ME, AND LANCE! KEITHS PROBABLY DEAD, WHATS UP?
Lance: pidge, where is ted if its his talk.
Pidge: how high are you.
Matt: He's tall, pidge.
Lance: what are we talking about today?
Pidge: QUESTION! MATT, ARE ALSO A SPACE QUEER.
Matt: *shrugs*
Pidge: good to know.
Lance: HOLD ON! HERES A GAY TEST! *kisses matt*
Matt: 1. Why. 2. I'm probably gay.
Lance: SPACE GAYS!
Pidge: that was the dumbest test ever.
Lance: perhaps it was.
Matt: I liked the test.
Pidge: of course you liked the test, ya gay.
Matt: I'd fuck shiro.
Lance: shiro would fuck you, dude.
Pidge: what the fuck guys.
Matt: ANYWAYS, BYE THANKS FOR LISTENING TO OUR TED TALK!