Keith and Pidge's Wattpad Adventures!

talks with matt

Pidge: WELCOME TO TED TALK WITH MATT, ME, AND LANCE! KEITHS PROBABLY DEAD, WHATS UP?

Lance: pidge, where is ted if its his talk.

Pidge: how high are you.

Matt: He's tall, pidge.

Lance: what are we talking about today?

Pidge: QUESTION! MATT, ARE ALSO A SPACE QUEER.

Matt: *shrugs*

Pidge: good to know.

Lance: HOLD ON! HERES A GAY TEST! *kisses matt*

Matt: 1. Why. 2. I'm probably gay.

Lance: SPACE GAYS!

Pidge: that was the dumbest test ever.

Lance: perhaps it was.

Matt: I liked the test.

Pidge: of course you liked the test, ya gay.

Matt: I'd fuck shiro.

Lance: shiro would fuck you, dude.

Pidge: what the fuck guys.

Matt: ANYWAYS, BYE THANKS FOR LISTENING TO OUR TED TALK!