Soooooo anyone know da Swan Princess?
No not the Barbie version I mean da Crest Animation Swan Princess. Da crappy one. Yep dat sooo lemmie introduce chu guyz to some characterz which I think dey wanted to turn into a ship
Soooo the crapheaded thing with blue eyes and eyelashes iz Alise which iz Odette and uh (crap I keep forgetting da guys namez) Odette and Princey Mc. Princepantz' adoptive daughter. She gets stuck in an Island cuz bla bla bla watch the Bobsheaux review cuz he makez it entertaining and yea she meetz da black-headed green poopy eyed thing who I also forgot da name of so we'll just call him Guy. So the movie tried to make Alise and Guy a ship cuz dey have many moments dat dey were alone and were supposed to be "cute". Dey even have dis thing dat dey speak in some sort of hand language to avoid da monsterz but endz up talking anyway so dat waz rendered completely useless.
You know movie, da only ppl dat r gonna ship Alise and Guy r da ppl dat ship ridiculous Zootopia shipz
Oh a guy and a girl dat r deleted characterz? SHIP ALL HAIL SAVAGESKYE
Oh a guy and a girl dats da same species? SHIPPED! SAVAGEHOPPS AND WILDEWINTER(???) R DA BOMB
Oh a guy and a guy? SHIPPED SAVAGEWILDE AND WINTERHOPPS(ew) FLUQ STRAIGHT GAY RULES ALL STRAIGHT SHOULD DIE IN HECK CUZ DEY BE UNFAIR(ditch wtf r u doing now? Da same thing)
Thos r da ppl dat will ship Alise and Guy. Jacey turned out to be pretty cute WITHOUT having them both speak in some sort of not sign language. The only ppl dat will ship Alise and Guy r da ppl wit da mindset of:
Penis+Vagina=Ship
And unless ur Disney and it waz unintentional (COUGH SavageSkye COUGH) dose shipz NEVER last for too long xdddddd