Beca: sex does not mean you're dating.
Stacie: yeah! If it did, Aubrey and I would be dating.
The Bellas:
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Aubrey, to Beca, Amy and Stacie: why is it that whenever anything happens, it's always you three?
Beca: I've been wondering that myself for four years, Aubrey.
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Beca: it's not a big deal!
Chloe: it's a huge deal! You said that if you were to ever do same-sex experimentation, it would be with me!
Beca: I never said that.
Chloe: it had been implied..
Beca: by you!
Chloe: ..well implications get responses, and it takes two to tango.
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*on the phone*
Chloe: wait, how'd you get this number?
Emily: Beca writes it on my leg every morning in case I get lost.
Chloe:
Emily: I'm lost.
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Chloe: what's for dinner?
Amy: tonight, I'm serving LOOKS.
Beca: *bangs fists on the table* WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS!
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Chloe: when I woke up this morning, I did 50 push-ups, drank green tea, and went for a 30 minute jog.
Beca: when I woke up, I spent an hour just waking up.
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Chloe: *sneezes*
Emily: *hands her a tissue* don't worry, I got you.
Aubrey: *giving her a handkerchief* No, take this.
Beca: *takes off her shirt* here.
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Chloe: *fondly looking at her wife* I wonder what she's thinking about.
Beca: [Mii Channel music]
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Beca: I hate you with every inch of my being.
Aubrey: That's not a lot of inches.
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Bumper: French is the language of love. Oh, say it again, Amy!
Fat Amy: Omelette du fromage.
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Amy: Aubrey, this steak is a little tough.
Aubrey: So is life... and then you die.
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Beca: Get me a vodka rocks.
Emily: Mom, it's breakfast.
Beca: And a piece of toast.
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Emily: Benji and Chloe sent us care packages.
Beca: 'Hey Beca, just a few things to remind you of home. Love, Chloe.' Ah, waffle mix, yellow cup, new pyjamas... Wow, there's a lot of stuff. Box one of twelve?!
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short chap, sorry, can y'all start commenting?