FACEBOOK ➵ pjo & hoo

By celestialbarnes

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just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :) More

Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook
You Better Run!
Bucket List
Meeting New Hunters
#ThisIsntTwitter
SERIOUSLY?!
R.I.P. Percabeth
You Can't Talk to Me Like That!
Take A Chill Pill Bro
That Prank Was So Good Even the Stolls Should Be Jealous!
Apply Ice to Burned Area
Even I Would Be Ashamed!
Leo Gets a Girlfriend!
Blowtorches
Connor is the Only Single Person Left?!
After the Party
Percy's Mom
Graffiti
Where's Percy?
Revenge
Urban Dictionary
Fangirl Craziness
Recalculating
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Blackmail
Chess
What About Me?
Bacon Withdrawal
Addicted to Coffee...
Day 1
Leo..?
You Wanna Go?
What Would You Do-ooo For A Klondike Bar?
Oh, Look At That...
Percy in Cocoon Mode
Is Everyone Afraid of Spiders?
It's Just A Dove
Just Stop, Percy
Ramen Noodles
You Calling Me Special?
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Potato
Hump DAAAAAAY
Our Cover Has Been Blown!
Have You Looked At A Calendar Recently?
What Does the Fox Say?
Cray Cray
Percy's New Obsession
That Seems a Bit Extreme
Kitchen Fire
WUB WUB WUB
#YOLO
Oh, the Nostalgia
Trilingual
Well That Escalated Quickly..
Happy Halloween!
Hey Hey Hey
Interpretive Dance
Here We Go Again
Operation Teddy Bear
Operation Teddy Bear [ALTERNATE ENDING]
Spilled Pepsi
The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks
Charmspeaking Percy
Merry Christmas
tumblr
Homo sapiens
Embarrassing Parents
Two Kinds of People
You Did NOT Just Go There
Corrections
Revenge of the Fangirls
Flappy Bird and Demeter's Cereal
Who Keeps Hacking Percy?
The New Age
So Obvious
Embarassing Parents... Still
Lady Gaga Lyrics
Hatless Leaf
Apollo's Bad Poems
Densest of Bricks
Jason's Diary
Katy Perry Lyrics, Fancy, and Kissing Clarisse
Thankful
Announcement
Ending #1
Ending #2
Ending #3
Author's Note
Entering the Wattys!
Even Newer Cover/Q and A
Q and A!
Bonus Chapter
Under Editing
New Cover and Updates
Finished with Editing/Bonus Chapter

Selfies

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By celestialbarnes

Edit 7/5/15: This chapter was edited on July 5.

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Percy Jackson had posted an album titled 'Selfies'.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: #2fab4u

Annabeth Chase: oh. my. gods.

Leo Valdez: rotflshmsfoaidmt!!

Piper McLean: What does that stand for?

Leo Valdez: Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco

Piper McLean: Oh.

Nico di Angelo: DIP ME IN THE RIVER LETHE! I NEVER WANTED TO SEE PERCY DO DUCK FACE, WTF!!!!!!

Leo Valdez: Dude, I think you mean WTH.

Nico di Angelo: WHY WOULD I USE MY DAD'S NAME IN VAIN?!

Leo Valdez: Fine then, use WTL!

Nico di Angelo: ????

Leo Valdez: It stands for what the Leo!

Jason Grace: I know Percy likes to do trends on the Internet, but come on!

Annabeth Chase: Somehow I knew this was coming...

Percy Jackson has updated his status:

Why does no one like my selfies? :(

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Do you want the truth or a lie?

Percy Jackson: Truth.

Annabeth Chase: Honestly, leave the selfies to that band that made the song about it.

Percy Jackson: I change my mind, I want the lie.

Annabeth Chase: We actually adore your selfies! Post more!

Percy Jackson: ok!!! I can do that!!!

Percy Jackson has posted an album titled 'More Selfies!!'.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Annabeth said that you guys liked them so much you wanted me to post more, so here you are!

Frank Zhang: Oh no....

Frank Zhang: Percy, look...

Leo Valdez: Dude, you had the perfect opportunity to say 'let me be frank with you'!

Frank Zhang: You say that to me pretty much every other day... -_-

Leo Valdez: All hail the holy whale!!!!

Frank Zhang: *facepalms*

Annabeth Chase: Percy... I hate to break it to you but nobody likes them... I'm sorry..

Percy Jackson: No it's fine... *sniffles* I'll just delete them

Percy Jackson has removed two albums.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: There... Now no one will have to see my horrible selfies

Percy Jackson: Maybe I should just wear a paper bag over my face??

Annabeth Chase: No, don't do that, babe... Look, I'll buy you some ice cream, yeah?

Percy Jackson: Will it possibly be blue ice cream?

Annabeth Chase: Anything you want.

Percy Jackson: :D

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase have logged off.

MidnightDawn_ has updated her status:

I tried to make this chapter longer. :3

Also, I changed the cover for this story. What do you guys think of it?

This chapter's dedication goes to Harriet_rose_x.

Dedication goes to a commenter!

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