Chou Tzuyu
Chaeyoung: Tzu!
Chaeyoung: jEON SOMI IS AT IT AGAIN
Chaeyoung: How the fuck am I going to stop her?
Chaeyoung: Did you know that one time I saw her watching me on the window?! Dude! My room is on the second floor! How did she get up?!
Chaeyoung: I fucking broke up with her because she was too clingy!
Tzuyu: Woah chill, smol bean.
Tzuyu: How about get a girlfriend so that she can piss off.
Chaeyoung: Wow. You didn't cuss.
Tzuyu: Well. Sana is beside me and she might pinch me again if I cuss.
Chaeyoung: Whipped.
Chaeyoung: So how am I going to get a girlfriend?
Tzuyu: It's easy.
Tzuyu: Just court the girl you like.
Chaeyoung: I don't like someone at the moment.
Tzuyu: Okay this is getting hard.
Tzuyu: How about a fake girlfriend?
Chaeyoung: That's a good idea.
Chaeyoung: Where am I gonna find one?
Tzuyu: Duh. You're popular. Just choose one of your fangirls.
Chaeyoung: Nah. Not them. Maybe they'll get too clingy or smthng.
Chaeyoung: Then when I break up with them, they'll cry their eyes out.
Tzuyu: Sheesh.
Tzuyu: How about a hater?
Chaeyoung: You nuts bro?
Chaeyoung: Wait. That's a better idea!
Chaeyoung: I don't have to deal with crying shit.
Tzuyu: You're useless without me.
Chaeyoung: Oh fuck you.
Chaeyoung: Says the one who calls me when he gets drunk.
Tzuyu: Stfu.
Chaeyoung: So where am I gonna find my hater?
Tzuyu: Uhm, duh. Facebook.
Chaeyoung: You're right!
Chaeyoung: But how am I going to know if she's my hater?
Tzuyu: Maybekxkwsmwoxnwoxkwoow
Chaeyoung: Wth?
Tzuyu: Hi Chaengie~
Tzuyu: This is Sana!
Chaeyoung: Hey Sana-noona.
Tzuyu: I know someone who really hates you, Chaeng.
Chaeyoung: Really?! Who?!
Tzuyu: Her name is Myoui Mina.
Tzuyu: She's my friend.
Chaeyoung: Ohh. . . Her name sounds foreign. Is she not Korean?
Tzuyu: She's Japanese. Like me.
Chaeyoung: Oh. Why does she hate me tho?
Tzuyu: She said she hates playboys like you.
Tzuyu: More like specifically you.
Chaeyoung: Oh damn. This is going to be hard.
Chaeyoung: Thanks for the info, noona!
Chaeyoung: I'll pm her!
Tzuyu: You're welcome.
Tzuyu: I forgot to tell you something!
Son Chaeyoung logged out.
Tzuyu: She's your type!
Tzuyu: Oh poop. You logged out.