my dad: has the car to the highest possible volume for the black panther soundtrack
my sister: high key distressed by the vibrating car
me a marching band sax ,who regularly is in front of the brass section:is my phone vibrating??
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literally every marvel end-end scene ever: infinity ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) war ;) ;););););) will;););););)totally;);););););););)not;););););)rip;);););););)yo;););););)heart;););););)out
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person: wonder woman or black panther
me: first of all how dare you
me: second of all yes
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"it's only a 100 pages left" i say at 3 am clutching my shattered heart
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band director: glances at me during the piece
me: instant heart attack, my reed has chipped, my tone is raspy, the percussionist have taken over all is lost
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band director: (insert section) you need to play louder
generic section: but the music???says piano???
me, snorts: "p iA n o"
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director: annnnnd we are recording
my instrument: ok i know i've been playing well this entire time
me: no
my instrument: but i have an idea you'll love-
me: nO
my instrument: s Q U E E K S OF THE D A M M E D
a/n
(this is rose)