1.Catch a fly
2.Put it in the freezer.
3.Wait 10 minutes.
4.Take out the fly ,it will be unconsious ,not dead.
5.Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string.
6.Tie it around the fly.
7.Wair till it wakes up.
BAM!! Your very own pet fly.
My Joke Book
By Chloe_Brickhill
These aren't mine but their really funny! Whoever's jokes these are I give you full credit ;) More