Miette: Hello! This chapter is about the side characters. I'm your host, Miette.
Gary: Look. No one cares.
Miette: Gary! What are you doing here?!
Gary: They put me in the wrong group.
Miette: That was a rhetorical question.
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Harrison: Yo yo yo. It's Harrison!
Morrison: You mean Morrison.
Harrison: What the-
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Ritchie: I'm Ricthie! The totally originally character!
Casey: No you're not. You're just a rip-off of Ash!
Ritchie: Am NOT!
Casey: You bascally have the same Pokémon as him except they're all nicknamed!
Ritchie: .....
*Ritchie tried to run*
*...*
*Ritchie got away safety.*
Casey: OH NO YOU DON'T!
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Pokemon League, Indigo Plateau, Kanto
Lance: Ash still hasn't come yet.
Lorelei: Yup.
Bruno: It's so boring here.
Agatha: Oh shut your yipper-yapper.
Bruno: Just die already.
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People in Kanto: Remember when Ash said he'll come again.
People in Johto: Yup.
People in Hoenn: Soo much betrayal.
People in Sinnoh: I thought he said we're friends.
People in Unova: Yeah.
People: In Kalos: Don't worry. I'm sure he'll come back!
People in Kanto: It always hits the new guys hard.
Everyone nods in agreement.
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Miette: Well that's it for today! See you next time on The Side Characters Chapter!
Gary: I'm not a side character.
Miette: You are now.
Gary: What do you mean?!
Miette: When Ash went back to Kanto for those two episodes, were you there?
Gary: Wait! Ash came back to Kanto?! And Gramps didn't tell me?!
Miette: Yup. You're now a side character.
Gary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Miette: It always hits the new guys hard.