|When he just bought a new phone|
BTS as your father
Hyung Line
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Seokjin | ✏
Seokjin: hey child
Seokjin: why can't i open my gallery?
You: what do you mean?
Seokjin: stop it (Y/N), i don't want to hear anymore of your justin bieber shakalaka
You: nah not in the mood right now. anyways, what happened though?
Seokjin: when i was opening my gallery something popped out of nowhere. i'm panicking, i need to see my new selfies that i just took earlier.
You: what does it say
Seokjin: wait hold your horses let me check
You: k
Seokjin: it says storage full, what does that even mean
You: nO MY WORST ENEM Y
You: sTaND BACK IT WILL ATTACK ANYTIME !?,1??!
You: welp sad to say but
You: i'm sorry for your loss, father
Seokjin: jesus christ, what are you saying (Y/N)?
You: it means, you have to delete some apps, photos and some stuff in your phone so you'll be able to empty your storage a little bit.
Seokjin: wait, pHOTos!?!?!?!
Seokjin: nOOOONONONONONON
Yoongi | ✏
Yoongi: how to message
You: um dad, this ain't google
You: oh and one more thing, you're already messaging so congratulations
Yoongi: oh really?
Yoongi: where can you find google then?
You: press the home button and you'll be able to find the google / browser app at the home page
Yoongi: there are no houses on my phone though?
Yoongi: i'm so confused
You: dad, press the button on the middle, it's under the screen
[ 7 minutes later ]
You: hey, did you already found it?
You: dad?
You: helloooooollooooool
Yoongi: oh my god, what's happening to this world
You: huh?
Yoongi: like everytime you text me, i always hear a ding noise. i'm fucking scared right now
Yoongi: by the way, i was looking around the house for the noise the past seven minutes.
You: i'm coming over
Namjoon | ✏
[ Rap Monster sent you a friend request ]
[ accepted ]
You: oh cool, you finally made an fb account
Namjoon: your mother was begging me to make one
You: nice one mom
Namjoon: oh yeah, who are those people on your wall?
You: they're my friends dad
Namjoon: why aren't my friends on my wall too?
You: maybe you haven't added them yet
Namjoon: what's your uncle jin's real name again?
You: kim seokjin
You: why only him though?
Namjoon: it's better to only have jin on my wall.
Namjoon: i mean, i just forgot your uncle's real name, that's why.
You: ok ok
You: i got a favor, can you help me with my calculus?
You: dad?
You: i know you're online
You: i'm calling mom
Namjoon: no wait, i'm here
You: you're saving uncle jin's pictures, right?
Namjoon: yes
You: i knew it
Namjoon: no, i mean that's my answer when you asked me to help you with your homework that's why i said yes.
You: mhmm
Hoseok | ✏
Hoseok:
You: uhhh
Hoseok: you like that, babe?
You: i ain't mom
Hoseok: OH (Y/N)
Hoseok: sorry sweetie, i accidentally sent you my picture instead of me sending it to your mom
You: I'm still cringing with you and mom's call sign.
Hoseok: it's all part of the married life, hun. you have to get used to it 😊
You: yeah yeah
Hoseok: oh, by the way
Hoseok: what's your mother's number?
Hoseok: i forgot that i didn't have her number yet hehe
You: gosh dad, why did you even try to send it to her when you don't even have her number at the same time
Hoseok: i don't know how to add new numbers to this phone
Hoseok: i only have yours since you putted it there
You: oh right hehe
(A/N: haIiiiiIIiII iM BACK !1!1 so yeah, sorry for not updating quickly, i'm trying to balance my time because of studies, k-pop, family and myself, i'm kinda stressing myself too much that's why. but, i'm back so hey! and your wondering why i didn't publish jimin and taehyung's birthday posts yet, because i actually forgot that i didn't post them yet and it's too late to greet them anymore. so, i'm trying to make like an appreciation post for both of them as a sorry for not posting a birthday post. please, don't say anything that i'm biased and i'm unfair to the other member, i just felt bad that others are also anticipating for my birthday posts for the both of them. that's all, i love you goiz so much!!)