"UGH! I NEED INSPIRATION!" Lucy yelled, frustrated as she couldn't write her next poem, trying to figure out how to write it. She was sitting in her room with Lynn on her bed by her.
"You need inspiration? No problem!" Lynn peered out of the room. "You guys! Lucy needs inspiration!"
Just then, Lori, Leni, Luna and Luan stormed in, aimed their butts at Lucy and ripped as many deep pitched, brassy farts as possible on her.
"Yay. Now I feel inspired." Lucy smiled as she started writing down stuff, the other girls continuing to blast farts at her.
"Well didn't want you to frustrate yourself to death." Luan laughed as she kept farting on Lucy. "Get it?"
"Keep pumping out that smelly brass from the ass!" Luna exclaimed, also farting.
"This is literally the stinkiest help I've ever given." Lori plugged her nose.
"That's it, little ol' butt of mine! Tell Lucy what to write!" Leni saw Lucy writing down words. "Wow. So she speaks butt. That's creepy, but convenient!"
Luan was lying on her bed, trying to hold in her laughter from the funny sounding farts Luna was ripping, the latter of whom was in her bed, kissing and hugging her girlfriend Sam who was also farting, the two of them turned on by each other's bouts of flatulence.
Then Luan had a thought. "Maybe that Maggie girl who likes mimes is also gassy! I mean, the Loud House fandom did ship us, and she's a girl." Luan stated. "I'll go gas-k her!" Luan laughed.
Luna gave Luan the OK hand gesture as she continued to kiss Sam, their eyes being closed and their butts being loud and gassy. That being done, Luan ripped a big fart and stormed out the room.
"She gone?" Sam asked, breaking her kiss with Luna, wiping the drool off her mouth.
"Yeah dude." Luna nodded.
Sam lifted the bed sheet off of Luna's bed, getting under them as she gestured her to get inside, having a sly expression on her face.
"Fuck yeah!" Luna hollered, lifting her fist in triumph as she followed Sam under the sheets, the two of them ripping more beasts deep pitched farts, dutch ovening each other as they each started throwing their clothes out from underneath.
Meanwhile Lynn witnessed this as she walked past the room, frowning being her reaction to this. "Man." Then Lynn got an idea, a hanging lightbulb above her head lighting up as she also farted. "Hey Lincoln!" she stormed off to find him.
"Oh Clyyyyde!" Lori called out to Clyde in a sexual tone, the two of them in the middle of white nowhere as Lori turned around, pulling her pants down to reveal her otherwise beautifully shaped butt clad in light blue panties, smiling as she started to literally wiggle her butt for Clyde.
"L-L-L-Lori?" Clyde gasped, his nose bleeding indefinitely as he couldn't believe what he saw. His little boy crotch literally popped when he witnessed Lori started to rip a series of big and loud farts. She was literally farting up a storm in Clyde's face. Clyde couldn't believe it as she couldn't help but approach Lori's sexy, farting butt. The other Loud sisters appeared, surrounding him and smiling and feeling compassionate towards Lincoln's friend as Clyde's face just barely touched Lori's butt...
Then Clyde woke up, realizing it was all a dream as he turned on the light, seeing that his bed was covered in nose blood, which was also dripping from his nose.
"Dang it." Clyde remarked, feeling annoyed before he passed out in his bed from having bled out his nose.
Luan was at Maggie's house, knocking on the door as she smiled to herself. Maggie answered the door, wearing her usual frowning emo face.
"Water you say we get it on?" Luan joked, then giggled, holding a glass of water. "Get it?" Then she realized something, frowning. "Oh yeah, you're an emo teen and you don't laugh at those types of jokes."
"No, and what are you doing here?" Maggie asked.
"I'll show you! This will be a-" She didn't finish her joke. "Just watch this." Luan farted loudly in Maggie's face, the emo teen whose boobs were visible gawking at Luan's flatulent outburst.
"Oh, I get it. The smell of our rotting carcasses if we ever got married and then died together." Maggie stepped outside. "That seems like fun. Let me join you." Maggie stood still, ripping a brassy fart of her own, her dress lifted by her gassy flatulence.
"Oh forget your emo!" Luan joked and giggled. "That was a gas!" Luan laughed, farting in Maggie's face, the ego girl seemingly unfazed by Luan's fart. "Get it?"
"Whatever." Although Maggie continued to frown, she went back inside the house to get her mom's permission, then came back and grabbed Luan's hand. "Let's go." Luan and Maggie walked away together to who knows where, with Maggie farting and cropdusting her butt off the whole way in addition to Luan's occasional gas blasts, much to the disgust of the random people on the sidewalk.
That night, Lola was asleep in her room along with Lana, snoring loudly. Then Lana farted so loudly that it woke the two of them up, her fart being louder than the ones the other sisters were ripping in their rooms.
"Damn it, Lana!" Lola cursed as she pulled her twin sister out of bed. "To think you were sleepfarting before all our other sisters!"
"Hey, you're gassy too!" Lana remarked.
Lola farted at that moment. "So what? I suppose even princesses like me have to fart every so often. Besides, my farting won me a beauty pageant." Lola stated, full of herself.
"Whatever." Lana rolled her eyes and went back to sleep. She continued to fart every once in a while.
Lola simply shook her head, annoyed as she pulled herself back to bed, annoyed by all the farting, including her own.
"Im sorry, Ronnie Anne, but you can't come over right now. My sisters are- fighting again! Yeah!" Lincoln lied, conversing with Ronnie Anne over the phone.
"What? No way!" Ronnie remarked. "Well, I gotta go, lame-o. Good luck!" Ronnie hung up.
That being done, Lincoln walked outside, spraying air fresheners all over, having lost his gas mask due to Lily having stolen it, wearing it as she walked past Lincoln, farting a big one as Lincoln sprayed her. Then Lincoln farted again, gawking.
This caused Lily to remove Lincoln's gas mask, as well as all 9 other sisters to pop their heads out of the room.
"Bro, did you just rip one?" Luna asked.
"Y-Yeah?" Lincoln shrugged. "But in my defense all of you have been-" before Lincoln could finish his sentence, all the Loud sisters save for Lily tackled Lincoln into a dust cloud, wrestling him down the stairs and to the front door, Lily walking down the steps as she witnessed this. The dust cloud settled with all 9 sisters piling on top of Lincoln.
"Dutch oven, Loud House style!" Lori exclaimed, all 9 of them farting as loud as possible, forming a gas cloud as Lily just giggled and farted, pooping in her diaper again.
Then the cloud settled with all 11 Loud siblings having shocked expressions, seeing Ronnie Anne at the door, who was also shocked at what she witnessed. All 10 sisters stormed off, going back to farting up their storm.
"Ronnie, I can explain, my sisters-" Lincoln farted again, blushing as he ended up being gassy too from spending too much time with his gassy sisters.
"Don't say anything." Ronnie remarked, frowning as she turned around.
Lincoln sighed in defeat, having been embarrassed and embarrassing himself in front of his girlfriend, before Ronnie farted loudly in Lincoln's face while he wasn't looking.
"Psyche! You should have seen your face when you crossed the fart barrier with me, stink-o!" Ronnie laughed.
Lincoln smiled and laughed half heartedly, Ronnie farting on him one more time as the two started ripping farts together, laughing as Lincoln tried to outfart Ronnie, but failing as Ronnie kept blasting him away with her gas.
"Ahhh, young smelly love." Lynn smiled, all 10 sisters watching from atop the stairs.
"It's about time Lincoln's butt spoke up! I mean, his butt is usually like, so silent!" Leni stated.
"He's probably the only boy in this excuse for a fanfic whose butt-" Lisa paused. "-who is flatulent."
"I finished my new poem." Lucy opened her book of poems. "Gas. Gas comes from the ass. Gas, I'll pass. Because I'm a gassy lass. It sounds like brass. Brass ass gas."
"Lisa, move your big, gassy butt!" Lola pushed Lisa's butt cheeks, which pushed out a loud poot in Lola's face, which annoyed her as she didn't bother to fan away the smell.
"Move your own flatulent, oversized posterior!" Lisa pushed Lola's butt away, which of course gave the same result.
"I go poo poo!" Lily purposely pulled off her diaper, pooping on the stairs as the other girls gagged in disgust, all 9 of them save for Lisa yelling not it as Lisa's right eye twitched, the little genius pulling out a plastic bag and groaning in disgust as Lily just giggled at Lisa's expense, farting in her face once more.