band director: gUYS IT'S P I A N O
me, a saxophone who hasn't seen piano in decades apparently: squints
me: ew
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pros of having a section where everyone is around the same skill level
+y'all can all joke about the same struggles
cons
+everyone collectively drops out in the middle of a piece because no one figured out how that one rhythm goes
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band director: saxes, find an alternate key, all those keys aren't for decoration
saxes: i mean, they kinda are
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sax: plays C#
director: glares
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percussion section: aggressively playing the jeopardy theme