"The notes are soggy cornflakes"
"im not saying you're stupid-im just saying i expect more from your level of intelligence"
"Okay saxophone section, you sound like kazoos"
*jeopardy theme distantly plays*
Intercom: Mrs W-
Director: *passive aggressively conducts over intercom lady*
"that was... interesting"
*only guy in perc is Gerald*
"and first chair is.... Gerald!"
*wild applause*
"im a libra so-"
"so while i was scrolling through the internet i saw this one meme-"
Student: "is she judging me silently or thinking about memes"