"What if I just read a chapter first?"
"Oops, look at the time!"
"I'm just going to make a million Quizlets."
"No, autocorrect! Stop!"
"I've been staring at this page for an hour and haven't learned anything"
"If I make flash cards, I'll just lose them."
"I would study better if I had hot chocolate."
"What if I just took a short break to read?"
"Must. Go. To. Bed."