Dare 1: *hands you an english to filipino dictionary* Try to understand this: Masaya ako nayon dahil nakausap ko kayo
M: Um.
P: You gave us a dictionary and want us to translate it?
M: To Google?
P: To Google.
M: I don't think this is what it says. According to Google, you said "I'm happy I contacted you township for."
P: That's not even a whole sentence.
(Translation:Im happy now because I talked with you guys)
P: Oh.
M: That makes a lot more sense.
((I, the author, am acutally Filipino too. I was never taught the language doe :/))
Dare 2: Preston, what would you do if me and Seto turned Mat into a four year old?
P: Well. Does Seto really dislike us so much that you guys know about it? Anyway, I would probably just play with toddler Mat for the first week or so. Babies are so cute! But after that I would realize the problem and get Seto to fix it. I wonder if Mat would know what happened while he was turned to a 4 year old or he would be like, "What happened? All I remember is visiting Seto..." Lol