Percy: Jason no it's my turn
Jason: you topped last time it's my turn
Annabeth: Piper are you seeing this
Percy: Jason come on you had fun when you were on the bottom
Jason: yes but it's more fun to be on top and besides im the son of the god of the sky shouldn't I be closer to it
Percy: there's a roof Jason and it's barely any distance it's my turn
Piper: omfg
Annabeth: is that... jercy?
Piper: screenshot time
Jason: Percy it's my turn we keep a calendar remember?
Annabeth: Piper I think our boyfriends have a sex calendar
Piper: well that means we can tell them about us right?
Percy: no Jason it's my turn I ripped up the calendar
Jason: why would you do that?! Well it's my turn anyways to top so shut your mouth!
Percy: I'm typing!
Piper: HEY BOYS
Jason: yessssssss, darling?
Annabeth: Piper and I are hella gay for each other so now that Jercy is canon so can pipabeth
Percy: what do you mean Jercy
Jason: we're arguing who gets the top bunkbed next time we go camping
Annabeth: haha um
Percy: Annabeth you and Piper are super gay???
Piper: no we're totally kidding forget you saw anything
Percy: ...
Jason: what were we talking about
Rose: OMFG PIPER YOU CAN BE THE SILENCE FROM DOCTOR WHO
Annabeth: doooOOOOOOOOooooweeeeeeOOOOOO
Misha: *tardis noises in the distance*
River Song has joined the conversation
River Song: it's not supposed to make that noise you just leave the brakes on
River Song has left the conversation
Liv: wHAt
Hazel: wait guys are we just going to ignore the fact that Piper and Annabeth are hella gay
Reyna: pretty much
Kali: yeah I meant it's not like Reyna and Thalia are any different
Thalia: truuuuuuuu
Nico: I walk a lonely road :'(
Rose: what
Annabeth: everyone just turn off their devices immediately. It's Nico. As in, pretentious emo Nico.
Piper: this happens once a month
Reyna: we call it his pretentious cycle
Kali: wait Nico's on his period it's ok Nico I support you 100%
Annabeth: no it's just those short few days on his pretentious cycle where he quotes songs and makes metaphors and is super emo
Nico: have you heard the news that you're dead?
Bianca: well yeah
Nico: no Bianca young child it's a metaphor you have the lyrics but don't give them the power of being sung
Reyna: I think we just got the Augustus Waters part
Nico: hush Reyna can you hear that
Reyna: hear what?
Nico: the sound of my angst in the distance
Piper: here we go
Hazel: you get used to this after some time
Leo: *tips fedora* m'ladies
Calypso: guys, just run and don't look back
Piper: is this what I think it is?
Calypso: yes. it's the... *horrified whisper* brony cycle
Kali: oh my god it's brony!leo the anti-blogs are going to pay good money for screenshots of this
Rose: stop it you online whore we have to get out of here
Jason: too late!! haha man how about football
Piper: nooooooooooo why is everyone's cycle now??
Rose: what do you mean by everyone's cycle?
Piper: Gaea cursed most of us with a cycle of us being the worst versions of ourselves. Reyna, Frank, Hazel and I were saved.
Annabeth: OMG Piper girl let's totes go to Starbucks!!! Crop top revolution!!!!
Hazel: that's White Girl Annabeth. We also have Straight Boy Jason, Brony Leo, Pretentious Emo Nico and No Homo Percy.
Percy: lmao my dick is longer than the title of a fall out boy song no homo
Jason: omfg no homo duhhh Percy lemme suck your dick it's just a bro job no homo
Nico: I walk alone in the shadows while all my companions are free and I let the tears hit the concrete
Annabeth: okay like shopping time!!! Floral crop tops for the win!
Leo: hA ID RATHER FUCK RAINBOW DASH THAN SEE A CROP TOP FEDORAS ARE BETTER
Piper: Liv, Bea, you guys have the duct tape, right?
Bea: correct!
Liv: ten rolls of it!
Piper: Hazel & Kali with the ropes?
Val: ready and waiting!
Hazel: yup!
Piper: Rose, Misha, you guys have the locks?
Misha: well, duh!
Rose: keys are thrown away
Piper: okay, they're delusional, they probably won't notice that whole check in.
Reyna: OH MY GOD ITS A FIRE!!
Frank: RUN!!!!
Piper: aaaand the fire alarm is going off!
Hazel: everyone's evacuating aaaandddd...
Rose: lock em right in!
Kali: tied to the chairs!
Bea: completely duct taped!
Liv: we have an issue... Annabeth escaped
Annabeth: STARBUCKSSSSSSSSSSSS
Rose: Misha, take Annabeth and put her in the cupboard.
Misha: putting Annabeth in the cupboard right. Annabeth, move along.
Annabeth: WHAT ARE YOU DOING I WANT MY FRAP WHAT IS THIS PLACE
Kali: aaaaand finite!
Hazel: that worked!
Jason: IM NOT IN THE SAME ROOM AS PERCY UGH STRAIGHT WHITE BOYS UNITE
Percy: NO HOMO THO
Leo: THERES NEVER HOMO WITH MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
Nico: you're all together and I'm so alone in the corner left alone in the darkness shadows surrounding me
Piper: uhhhh, guys?
Frank: yeah?
Piper: I think we forgot they can text...
Hazel: time to log off then.