A/N:
SURPRISE. i was going through and editing a few of these chapters and i deleted one of the A/N chapters to make room for this.
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Laur has added Mila, Finah, ManiBear, Ash, Dua, Allysus, and Lucy*
Laur: i have a predicament
Finah: the fuck do you want
Laur: fine. fine. next time you need something, you can forget coming to me.
Finah: that's okay. i have normani.
ManiBear: HAH. you thought.
Finah: ...i have ally
Allysus: try again
Finah: i have camila
Mila: keep going
Finah: i have lucy
Lucy: no you do not
Finah: i have dua
Dua: right... i just remembered i have to go walk my kitchen cabinet
Finah: i have ashley
Ash: um, no? you chose me LAST, bitch. i ain't about to bail you out.
Laur: THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION WAS WORTHLESS AND I STILL HAVE A PREDICAMENT
Mila: what's up, baby?
Laur: don't get mad... i tried really hard to do what you asked
Mila: .....
Laur: sassafras escaped
Mila: WHAT?
Dua: wth is a sassafras
Ash: it's a tree that gets turned into tea
Ash: and it's also camila's new pet turtle
Allysus: how the hell did a turtle escape you, laur?
Laur: IT'S A FAST TURTLE
Laur: also, camila left it without a cage. she brought it home and thought it could roam around like leo does. she left me in charge while she went to pick up a proper home for it, after i explained to her that leo was not gonna be friendly. he hates sharing the spotlight.
ManiBear: do i have to come help you find it? i stg
Mila: PLEASE DO. HE'S PROBABLY ALONE AND AFRAID RN.
Laur: WAIT. i found him.
Laur:
Mila: SEE! I TOLD YOU THEY WERE FRIENDS.
Laur: he still needs a cage, camz. this apartment is too big for him to waltz around at random.
Lucy: wth is going on? i don't care about your turtle?
Dua: ^^^
Laur: you wanna have a threesome? then care about my girlfriend's turtle
Dua: ...so, camila. why'd you name it sassafras?
Mila: well, it all started when dinah was helping me make a gift for lauren
ManiBear: wow. dinah would never.
Finah: i am literally taking you out to lunch as we speak
ManiBear: yeah. you BUY me things. camila makes lauren special gifts and leaves sticky notes that say gay shit on them every day. I DON'T GET ANY OF THIS TREATMENT.
Dua: ash packs me lunch before she leaves for work and she lets me do sound check when she has shows
ManiBear: yEAH. DINAH. WOULD NEVER.
Finah: OKAY, WE GET IT. I'M A BAD GF. DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP POINTING IT OUT?
ManiBear: i'm getting in as many #dinahwouldnever2k17's as possible before 2018 gets here
Laur: makes sense
Finah: CAN YOU JUST APPRECIATE THE SHIT I D O DO INSTEAD OF TRASHING EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT MY PERSONALITY?
Dua: hah, you said do do
ManiBear: but it's fun to see you get all mad
Ash: dua is hot when she gets mad
Allysus: so is lucy
Laur: so is camz
ManiBear: .....
ManiBear: oh. my god. dinah. would. never.
Finah: THJSJDJSJS YOU'RE HOT WHEN YOU'RE MAD TOO
ManiBear: IT'S TOO LATE NOW
Mila: CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE EACH OTHER AND HOLD HANDS AROUND A GIANT CREAM PUFF AND SING SONGS OF HAPPINESS AND TOGETHERNESS AND GET MARRIED
Laur:
ManiBear: this is funner tho
Finah: not sure "funner" is a word
ManiBear: you don't know when to shut up, do you?
Ash: okay, you two... i'm going to suggest couples counseling. it really helped dua and i when she was being a shithead a few years ago.
Dua: um, if i remember correctly, we were BOTH shitheads.
Ash: yeah, i'm starting to think those sessions really didn't do much
Lucy: what is even going on
Laur: idk i just came here bc i thought i lost camila's turtle and i was panicking
Mila: i think it's sweet you care enough to worry about my turtle ❤️
Laur: oh, i wasn't worried about the turtle. i was worried about how YOU would take it if the turtle went missing. the turtle shitted on the nice ass hard wood floors, i don't like the little fucker.
Mila: sounds more like you, but i still love you for taking my feelings into account
ManiBear: i think we all know what i'm going to say
Finah: yeah, yeah. i would never. i know.
ManiBear: actually, i was going to say that you always watch out for my feelings and make me feel loved
Finah: oh... ❤️ i love you
ManiBear: i love you, too ❤️
Dua: gayyy
Ash: shut up, you're even gayer than they are
Dua: damn
Finah: not necessarily a bad thing
Dua: correct
Laur: so... should i send more pics of leo and sassafras?
Ash: yes, dua it immediately
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