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"Lister?"
"Mmm?"
"What is the meaning of Christmas?"
The scouser looks at his hologramtic friend. "The meaning of Christmas can mean many things, such as; spending time with family and friends, eating until you can't move-"
"You do that very well."
"Thanks, it also means giving and receiving presents for one another, making huge efforts to decorate a tree."
"Lister?"
"Yeah?"
"Please make Christmas happen aboard Red Dwarf." He faces Lister, his serious expression showing no signs of him joking.
"It will happen, that's the one thing I can promise you. I won't let you down."
"Lister?"
"Yes?"
"Thank you."