Me: *reads dares* OMG *cries* You can't do this to me! *sighs* But I must... *looks to audience* for the fanfictions...
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Me: *brings Peace back to life*
Peace: *changes back* What happened? Why are you and Emily crying?
Me: You died last dare...
Emily: *sobbing* The dare... For today... *sniff*
Lily: WHAT? *reads dare* No... THIS CAN'T HAPPEN! *hugs Emily and cries*
Kelsey and Chloe: WHAT IS IT?
Me: *shows them the dare*
Chloe: Oh dear...
Kelsey: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Me: It must... The darey-type-person-who-dares-you-guys has demanded it...
April: *looks between everyone* Um, what?
Me: *collapsed on the floor, sobbing*
Emily and Lily: *lying on the floor hugging each other*
Me: *smiling because of the ship even though sadness flows*
April: *really confused* What? Someone explain what's going on!
Me: *sniffs* You're going to forget everything that has happened... Since this started...
Emily and Lily: BUT... But da ships!.
Me: *sniffs* It... It must happen... For the fanfictions... *clicks fingers*
April: *falls asleep*
Kelsey: Nuuuuhhhh! *hugs Chloe*
Me: *shocked* Wah? *internally* Am I beginning to ship this?
Chloe: *pats Kelsey's back* There, there, it'll be alright...
April: *wakes up* WHAT? WHERE'S NO GO? HES STILL AT LARGE! WHY ARE WE HERE?
Me: Um, I might have erased a bit too much of her memory...
Emily: April, we've defeated No Go already...
April: Have we?
Lily: *crying inside, facepalms* Yes April, we have.
Chloe: We are in a place where strangers across the world ask or dare you stuff.
April:
Kelsey: *crying*
April: What's wrong with Kelsey?
Chloe: *puts an arm around Kelsey* She's a bit upset right now...
April: Oh. Okay then.
Emily: Yeah! And there's lots of shipping, too! *mutters* At least there was... :'(
Lily: Yeah...
Me: *sniffs* Well, we still have one amazing ship...
Kelsey: *sniffs* What?
Me: *leans over and whispers* Emily and Lily.
Emily and Lily: *cuddling and crying*
Me and Kelsey: *grin even though the tears are streaming down our faces*
Chloe: *explaining what happens to April* So, we get dares and we HAVE to do them... And people ask us stuff... Have we been asked stuff yet?
Me: Um... *scrolls through all the chapters and dares* Give me a second...
*ten years later*
Me: Nope.
April: Okay?
Me: EMILY!
Emily: *jumps*
Lily: *falls to the floor*
Emily: WHAT?
Me: You have to spend a day with Ulric.
Emily: A whole day?
Me: Yes.
Lily: *grabs knife*
Me: So, off you pop! Okay, did I just say that?
Lily: *stabs Ulric*
Emily: Ulric! I've been dared to hang out with you for a day!
Ulric: *dead*
Lily: *smiles and whistles innocently*
Emily: *sees Ulric* HOLY S***! F*** ULRIC IS DEAD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? UM, I NEED HELP SOMEONE! ULRIC IS ON THE FLOOR, HE'S BEEN STABBED, HE'S DEAD, PLEASE HELP ME SOMEONE!
Everyone: *doesn't help*
Emily: FINE DEN F YOU ALL I'LL SAVE HIS LIFE THEN! *does CPR*
Lily: *crying*
Me: *clicks fingers*
Ulric: *comes back to life as Emily is... You know*
Emily: *jumps away, blushing* Um...
Ulric: EWWWW GLITTER BRAT WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Emily: You were dead... *glares at me*
Me: *shrugs*
Emily and Ulric: *walk off*
*one day later*
Emily: *walks in battered, beaten up and tired* Hi guys! *collapses*
Me: *startled* Okay, just what?
Emily: You said we had to spend a day together... *yawns* so we did... But he decided that he had to... *closes eyes* fight me all day... *falls asleep*
Lily: *transforms into Peace* Where is he?
Me: *looks through Emily's memories* So she's not lying... He's in the place where the bad guys hang out!
Peace: *teleports there*
Kelsey and Chloe: She likes Emily.
April: Wat.
*two minutes later*
Peace: *comes back* I DID IT! I TOLD HIM HE COULDN'T HURT MY EMILY ANYMORE AND THEN I KICKED HIS BUTT BUT HE CARRIED ON SO I KILLED HIM I KILLED HIM VERY GOOD! *laughs hysterically as her eye twitches*
Everyone: Um *backs away*
Me: Ask or dare them then, and goodbye!