MAN RULES!
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL
DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S
PRETTY GOOD.)
WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE!!
THESE ARE OUR RULES!
(PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!)
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL.
IF IT'S UP, U PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT
DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU
LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS
ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO
ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP
SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT
YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN
AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL
AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T
ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO
WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY,
WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US
HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT
YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE
TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS
AND NEITHER DO WE...
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS
DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN
IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE
WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE
LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER
TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY
ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS
YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS
FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO
SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN
REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
damn XD my elder brother actually send it to me!!! that crazy dude!! anywys comment & vote!!!!