Para Sa Pa-Yummy
6:03 PM
Wade: Bakit daw sa dinami-dami, siya pinili mo, Ekis beybeh. Pa-yummy pa kasi ng taon, eh. Hahaha!
Shut up.
'Wag niyo masyadong asarin si Arisa.
Lalo ka na Yozon.
Wade: Awtsu. Hahaha! Di naman pikon si Arisa. Don't worry. We're harmless.
Wade: Except kay Connor 👀👀👀
Hel: Baka except you. Hahaha!
Wade: Aguy. Mga malisyosa. Daig pa babae 😂😂😂
Hel: Nagsalita ang parang di babae. Nampota. Hahaha!
Connor: When are you coming back?
Soon.
Wade: Please make it faster, beybeh. Baka may mang-agaw. Hahaha!
Wade: I'm talking about you, Atty Martyr. 👀👀👀
I don't think so.
Wade: Hmp.
Connor: Bilisan mo.
Bakit.
Connor: Baka mapagod kakahintay.
Tomorrow.
Connor: Hmm.
But sometimes, you won't get tired of waiting if you really love the person you're waiting for.
Right, Connor?
Connor: Hahaha. Yeah.
Wade: Cradle-snatcher.
Connor: Gago. Hahaha!
6:54 PM
Yozon, nasan ka?
Wade: Condo. Why?
Dalhan mong pagkain si Arisa. Kahit mag-take out ka na lang dyan. May Maxs namang malapit.
Wade: May adobo pa ako dito. Ito na lang.
May pineapple? Gusto kasi ni Arisa may pineapple.
Wade: Susko 😩😩😩
Wade: Lalagyan ko tapos pakukuluin ko na lang saglit.
Thanks.
Wade: SUSKO 😭😭😭
Wade: ITO NA BA 'YONG DAPAT AKONG MAGNILAY-NILAY KASI BAKA KUNIN NA AKO NI LORD MAMAYA???
Gago.
Connor: Tigas ng ulo ni Arisa.
Wade: Baka ulo mo matigas gago. Hahaha!
Connor: Gago!
Jaq: Pancit canton lang pagkain ni Arisa, Exis.
Tss. That girl.
Yozon! Dalhin mo na.
Wade: Teka lang susko. Kalma!
Wade: Gago 'tong si Hel. Haha!
Bakit.
Wade: Wala.
Connor: HAHAHAHAHA!
Hel: HAHAHAHAHA!
Sai: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jaq: HAHAHAHAHA!
Wtf?
Connor: Magkasama si Shade Marquez at Arisa kanina. Hahaha!
What.
Why.
Hel: HAHAHAHA!
Hel: Baka nag-date?
WHAT.
CONNOR
ASK HER WHY
AH SHIT
DATE???
SHE WENT OUT ON A DATE WITH MARQUEZ??
FUCK
ANONG SABI?
SUMAGOT NA BA?
FUCK
Seen by everyone
ANO
ARGH
ANSWER ME DAMMIT
ISANG SEEN PA SASAMAIN KAYO SA 'KIN
CONNOR!
Connor: Chill. Hahaha!
What did she say???
Sai: HAHAHAHA!
Sai: Not a date, dude. Kalma.
Hel: Pa-yummy pa kasi.
Hel: Kapag talaga 'yan nagsawa, iyak ka.
Anong sabi ni Arisa, Connor?
NASAAN SI WADE???
FUCK
Connor: May pinagawa lang daw. Chill.
FUCK ANONG GINAWA NI SHADE?
Ano?
Hel: Sogo. Lol.
Hel: Joke hahahaha!
WTF???!!!!
Connor: Si Arisa yata ang may pinagawa. Sinamahan siya ni Marquez.
Connor: Hindi sinabi. Hehe lang sagot.
Fuck.
Diskumpyado ako sa hehe niyan.
The fuck.
Nasan na si Yozon???
Connor: Nandon na kay Arisa.
ARGH
SHIT
I'm being unreasonable. Fuck.
Connor: Yeah.
Argh.
Connor: Hmm.
10:45 PM
Wade: Iniisip pala ni Arisa galit ka sa kanya.
I'm not mad at her. Fuck. How can I be mad at her when I love her this much?
Wade: Awtsu.
10:53 PM
Hel: I love you daw sabi ni Arisa.
I love you, too 😂
Connor: HAHAHAHA!
Connor: Copy-paste ko.
May halong pagnanasa 'yan kapag ikaw nag-copy-paste.
Connor: Hahaha! Gago.
Off-limits.
Connor: Yeah.
Hel: Hulog na hulog ba talaga, Atty?
Connor: Hahaha. Gago.
Hel: Itong si Atty, hindi ko malaman kung seryoso ba o hindi.
Sai: Hahaha!
Connor: Hahaha!
Okay na ba si Arisa?
Connor: Yeah.
Connor: But it's not us she needs.
Connor: She needs you here.
I'm coming.
Hel: Ew. TMI.
GAGO.
Connor: HAHAHA!
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