Types of farts

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Types of farts
The carbonator
The "silent but deadly" or sbd
The big wet one or bwo
The oopsie-daisy
Even More Farts to Know

The trumpet

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By haileycoulter13

One, or more often, a series of loud farts that vary in pitch and tone is what researchers call "the trumpet" with practice and proper diet, simple musical compositions can be performed....

Preferably at an outdoor amphitheater.

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